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earnest like hemingway
a biodiversity unit preparing for US conference trying to figure out how they’re gonna present their research without mentioning diversity
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
as the unofficial remote IT support person for my grandmother who lives 4 hours away I’m thoroughly pissed at microsoft right now
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ecologists are the taurus of science
June 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
sometimes i think that siberia has a little too many strange mysteries but then i remember that it is after all a land mass of considerable size
March 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
still wondering about the magnitude of the egg price that swayed the election
February 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
living on mars would suck ass tbh
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
only taking formal handshake pics with my friends from now on
January 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
have y’all heard of this app called musically?
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Transphobia is a rich man's game. It allows billionaires to position themselves as brave truthtellers challenging the status quo without really risking anything because the group they're demeaning lacks much of any institutional power. It gives them the thrill of martyrdom without any sacrifice.
January 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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hey bro thanks for having me over, btw i touched the cursed scroll on your nightstand and it started glowing, sorry about that
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Neil banging out the tunes ~
January 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
limiting my time on this platform so I don’t accidentally buy it and harness its power to become the leader of the free world
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
quote posting is the internet equivalent of talking behind someone’s back loud enough for them to hear it
January 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations
January 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
in solidarity with dogs, happy dogurday
January 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I found evidence in my notes app that I had risen in the wee hours, typed down ”wake me up when there’s a price drop in fig jam” and then gone back to sleep without any memory of the incident
January 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thankful for timezones because the tl would be a bit too crazy if the year changed at the same time for everyone
January 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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if you are sick please get well immediately
December 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
celebrating christmas by watching the honey influencer scam video by myself in a dimly lit room
December 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Fun travel tip: forced perspective and a few plastic dinosaurs can make all your travel photos more interesting.
December 16, 2024 at 1:11 AM
an alien invasion would be a breath of fresh air in the american political atmosphere
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 AM
nightmare key rotation
December 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM
pretty wild that christians say that a child needs a father and a mother when their most famous dude came out of a virgin
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM