kat “the situation”
@giordkat.bsky.social
writer, keys player, thumbsucker.
buy THUMBSUCKER here —
https://asterismbooks.com/product/thumbsucker
katgiordano.com
katgiordano.bandcamp.com
@giordkat like everywhere
buy THUMBSUCKER here —
https://asterismbooks.com/product/thumbsucker
katgiordano.com
katgiordano.bandcamp.com
@giordkat like everywhere
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kat “the situation”
@giordkat.bsky.social
· May 22
realized the last time i used this app (2023!!!) my latest book has not come out so in case you haven’t heard, please buy THUMBSUCKER, a collection of poetry that’s so good i can get away with pretending it just came out this year. asterismbooks.com/product/thum...
it’s not that serious, is it?
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it’s not that serious, is it?
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Slowly getting Malarkey Public Radio episodes back online. Here’s one from a while back featuring @ljabouttown.bsky.social and @giordkat.bsky.social and @yoadrianididit.bsky.social.
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Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up: Poetry
Podcast Episode · Malarkey Public Radio · 10/25/2025 · 57m
podcasts.apple.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Slowly getting Malarkey Public Radio episodes back online. Here’s one from a while back featuring @ljabouttown.bsky.social and @giordkat.bsky.social and @yoadrianididit.bsky.social.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Book release for Vi Khi Nao’s My Ardent Love for the Pencil is in one week at Powerhouse Arena in Brooklyn! Featuring readings by @giordkat.bsky.social and @ossuary.bsky.social. More details/RSVP here: powerhousearena.com/events/book-...
Book Launch: My Ardent Pencil by Vi Khi Nao featuring readings by Kat Giordano - POWERHOUSE Arena
My Ardent Love for the Pencil moves like a sloth in silk: slowly, precisely, gorgeously.
powerhousearena.com
August 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Book release for Vi Khi Nao’s My Ardent Love for the Pencil is in one week at Powerhouse Arena in Brooklyn! Featuring readings by @giordkat.bsky.social and @ossuary.bsky.social. More details/RSVP here: powerhousearena.com/events/book-...
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Look what I picked up yesterday @giordkat.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Look what I picked up yesterday @giordkat.bsky.social
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Thumbsucker by @giordkat.bsky.social is 10/10. It is, as Todd Dillard puts it, “one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering and is here to tell you, dripping in manna and umbra, how it survived.”
malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
Thumbsucker, poems by Kat Giordano — Malarkey
Release date: April 1, 2024 New poems by Kat Giordano! “Kat Giordano's Thumbsucker is one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering...
malarkeybooks.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thumbsucker by @giordkat.bsky.social is 10/10. It is, as Todd Dillard puts it, “one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering and is here to tell you, dripping in manna and umbra, how it survived.”
malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
GOOFUS shows up late and stares at his phone until it’s his turn at the open mic. GALLANT pays attention to all the readers and arrives in time to see the features.
June 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
GOOFUS shows up late and stares at his phone until it’s his turn at the open mic. GALLANT pays attention to all the readers and arrives in time to see the features.
my poutine-fueled late-night missive on harvest moon: friends of mineral town just dropped on substack if u even care
open.substack.com/pub/katgiord...
open.substack.com/pub/katgiord...
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town is a game that hates you.
A retrospective on the emotionally-abusive granddaddy of "cozy farming sims."
open.substack.com
June 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
my poutine-fueled late-night missive on harvest moon: friends of mineral town just dropped on substack if u even care
open.substack.com/pub/katgiord...
open.substack.com/pub/katgiord...
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I had read and enjoyed @giordkat.bsky.social’s first couple poetry collections, as well as the novel The Fountain, and so was very excited to get to publish Thunbsucker, which I think is Kat’s best book! malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
Thumbsucker, poems by Kat Giordano — Malarkey
Release date: April 1, 2024 New poems by Kat Giordano! “Kat Giordano's Thumbsucker is one of those bruised, bloody-knuckled, cut-lipped books that has flung itself into life and all its suffering...
malarkeybooks.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had read and enjoyed @giordkat.bsky.social’s first couple poetry collections, as well as the novel The Fountain, and so was very excited to get to publish Thunbsucker, which I think is Kat’s best book! malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
tell him what we said about “paint it black”
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tell him what we said about “paint it black”
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We have about 10 copies in the malarkey warehouse. Buy one! malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
realized the last time i used this app (2023!!!) my latest book has not come out so in case you haven’t heard, please buy THUMBSUCKER, a collection of poetry that’s so good i can get away with pretending it just came out this year. asterismbooks.com/product/thum...
May 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We have about 10 copies in the malarkey warehouse. Buy one! malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbs...
realized the last time i used this app (2023!!!) my latest book has not come out so in case you haven’t heard, please buy THUMBSUCKER, a collection of poetry that’s so good i can get away with pretending it just came out this year. asterismbooks.com/product/thum...
May 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
realized the last time i used this app (2023!!!) my latest book has not come out so in case you haven’t heard, please buy THUMBSUCKER, a collection of poetry that’s so good i can get away with pretending it just came out this year. asterismbooks.com/product/thum...
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texting the 👍🏻 man for 👍🏻
July 18, 2023 at 9:41 PM
texting the 👍🏻 man for 👍🏻
my old posts on here stink of “trying to get a specific person to notice me,” because i was indeed trying to get a specific person to notice me
May 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
my old posts on here stink of “trying to get a specific person to notice me,” because i was indeed trying to get a specific person to notice me
hey guys is this thang on
May 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hey guys is this thang on
my hottest sexual fantasy is a square peg fitting into a round hole
September 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM
my hottest sexual fantasy is a square peg fitting into a round hole
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Think about all you could gain from a trippy, fast-paced gay historical novel about the origins of the Satanic panic
August 25, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Think about all you could gain from a trippy, fast-paced gay historical novel about the origins of the Satanic panic
[shaking off the weird shame spiral i’ve been in for months] what’s crackin
August 20, 2023 at 7:14 PM
[shaking off the weird shame spiral i’ve been in for months] what’s crackin
keep forgetting to post on here. howdy
August 14, 2023 at 1:30 AM
keep forgetting to post on here. howdy
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In order to subvert the paradigm, I've made this unassuming adult man wear three children's trenchcoats at the same time.
August 8, 2023 at 5:02 PM
In order to subvert the paradigm, I've made this unassuming adult man wear three children's trenchcoats at the same time.
not my crazy ass turning away from
what i desire in you and instead cultivating what i desire within myself 🤣🤣🤣
what i desire in you and instead cultivating what i desire within myself 🤣🤣🤣
August 8, 2023 at 3:47 PM
not my crazy ass turning away from
what i desire in you and instead cultivating what i desire within myself 🤣🤣🤣
what i desire in you and instead cultivating what i desire within myself 🤣🤣🤣
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i went to the objective version of reality and no one knew you there
August 7, 2023 at 4:49 PM
i went to the objective version of reality and no one knew you there
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Preorder Thumbsucker by @giordkat.bsky.social and you’ll get not only the greatest poetry collection to ever be published in April Fool’s Day, but also a sticker! https://malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbsucker
August 3, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Preorder Thumbsucker by @giordkat.bsky.social and you’ll get not only the greatest poetry collection to ever be published in April Fool’s Day, but also a sticker! https://malarkeybooks.com/store/thumbsucker
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i hate the general. he is a little freak
August 5, 2023 at 5:04 AM
i hate the general. he is a little freak
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it's wanton wednesday! one person on this website will die today.
it's terminal tuesday! one person on this website will die today.
it's mortality monday! someone on this website will die today.
August 2, 2023 at 11:08 PM
it's wanton wednesday! one person on this website will die today.