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kat “the situation”
@giordkat.bsky.social
writer, keys player, thumbsucker.

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it’s not that serious, is it?
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
tell him what we said about “paint it black”
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
turn your head
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
realized the last time i used this app (2023!!!) my latest book has not come out so in case you haven’t heard, please buy THUMBSUCKER, a collection of poetry that’s so good i can get away with pretending it just came out this year. asterismbooks.com/product/thum...
May 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hit ‘em with that loverboy diesel
July 28, 2023 at 5:00 PM
i gave her this orangutan that was mine as a kid to rip up and throw around for fun but instead she cuddles with it
July 24, 2023 at 12:44 AM
wait i found the recipe and i’m not saying i get it but

https://www.seriouseats.com/dinner-tonight-artichokes-with-lemon-butter-recipe
July 21, 2023 at 2:02 PM
July 21, 2023 at 1:29 PM
looking at this pic makes me fucking tear up. it was less than two years ago but it feels like i’ve been attached to this dog for my whole ass life. she is THEEE buddy
July 21, 2023 at 2:12 AM
he wants me so bad it’s literally embarrassing. he’s hitting on me in front of my wife
July 20, 2023 at 5:28 PM
having so much fun with the a wonderful life remake
July 20, 2023 at 5:14 PM
about me
July 19, 2023 at 3:28 PM
we took a nap
July 18, 2023 at 11:57 PM
is he, yknow,
July 18, 2023 at 6:59 PM
keep forgetting i can post here but i did a reading last night and it was fantastic and everyone and their work were intense and beautiful and my food was free and i look so little compared to this giant ass antho and i love that
July 18, 2023 at 12:03 AM
most spoiled creature on the planet
July 14, 2023 at 5:45 PM
:3
July 14, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Wife def. not interested! >>>>> for sale, baby shoes, never worn
July 14, 2023 at 1:06 PM
some people have all the luck
July 13, 2023 at 3:16 PM
please look at my daughter. for those of you not from the Other Site her name is georgia and she is my actual irl best friend
July 13, 2023 at 2:03 PM
ok i don’t want to actively Die anymore what’s up check out this pic of my puppy dog looking done with my shit
July 12, 2023 at 11:45 PM
i have one true friend in the world and it’s Lonerism (2012)
July 12, 2023 at 12:56 PM
🧊
July 11, 2023 at 6:01 PM
hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe flowers are blooming all around me
July 11, 2023 at 2:19 PM
b&w kings…big day for annoying people
July 11, 2023 at 3:17 AM