Zeep Zorp (they/them)
@gimmieyourteeth.bsky.social
The curse has been lifted (my period is over)
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The curse has been lifted (my period is over)
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Crying on Christmas Eve over the love given to this fish. Love is good.
A man’s pet fish couldn’t swim due to its illness/disability.
So he made him a swimming harness.
He created an accommodation so his fish could live his best life.
This is how it’s done!
So he made him a swimming harness.
He created an accommodation so his fish could live his best life.
This is how it’s done!
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Crying on Christmas Eve over the love given to this fish. Love is good.
Also I forgot to say but Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish homies out there. Jewish homies get a special shout out today
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Also I forgot to say but Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish homies out there. Jewish homies get a special shout out today
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die but who just took too many edibles and looked like he was dead
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die but who just took too many edibles and looked like he was dead
I have to work Christmas Eve, Christmas, and New Year’s Day because animals don’t take a day off. We got a dog coming in that ate 16 TOFFEE CANDIES!! WITH. THE. FOIL.
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have to work Christmas Eve, Christmas, and New Year’s Day because animals don’t take a day off. We got a dog coming in that ate 16 TOFFEE CANDIES!! WITH. THE. FOIL.
Hearing leaf blowers everyday is taking chunks out of my psyche. This what They want so they can continue their nefarious schemes.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hearing leaf blowers everyday is taking chunks out of my psyche. This what They want so they can continue their nefarious schemes.
Purgy loves this heated mat in the living room. Everybody cheer for her!
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Purgy loves this heated mat in the living room. Everybody cheer for her!
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"holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd"
me:
me:
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd"
me:
me:
“No one is doing it like me fr im so goated” I say after folding the fitted bedsheet like shit
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“No one is doing it like me fr im so goated” I say after folding the fitted bedsheet like shit
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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
I’m reading Lucy Undying and I’m in the last act of the book and if these lesbians don’t live happily forever in going to do something news worthy. I’m gonna change the trajectory of my life SUDDENLY
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m reading Lucy Undying and I’m in the last act of the book and if these lesbians don’t live happily forever in going to do something news worthy. I’m gonna change the trajectory of my life SUDDENLY
Everybody look at my wife @chaecantrip.bsky.social she’s so pretty. Like all I do is scroll through pictures of her on my phone. Like wow I’m really living a blessed life I get to look at her all the time
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Everybody look at my wife @chaecantrip.bsky.social she’s so pretty. Like all I do is scroll through pictures of her on my phone. Like wow I’m really living a blessed life I get to look at her all the time
New therapist, same nigga
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
New therapist, same nigga
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
No one is doing it like her. She’s literally the blueprint
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
No one is doing it like her. She’s literally the blueprint
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
Made this for my depressed boss. I’m literally the personality hire
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Made this for my depressed boss. I’m literally the personality hire
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Annihilation (2018)
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Annihilation (2018)
🎶Please please please don’t pimp my riiiiide 🎶
🎶 and please please please don’t call Xhibit he’ll replace my whole trunk with a slide🎶
🎶 and please please please don’t call Xhibit he’ll replace my whole trunk with a slide🎶
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🎶Please please please don’t pimp my riiiiide 🎶
🎶 and please please please don’t call Xhibit he’ll replace my whole trunk with a slide🎶
🎶 and please please please don’t call Xhibit he’ll replace my whole trunk with a slide🎶
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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Bi Gan's Resurrection (2025)
what more can i say than "i love the movies"
what more can i say than "i love the movies"
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bi Gan's Resurrection (2025)
what more can i say than "i love the movies"
what more can i say than "i love the movies"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA