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gilafied 🎃👻🎃
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Fan, quilter, knitter, sportsball watcher. In need of a nap. Living in Oregon, yay rain. Mid 50s, married queer, liberal socialist hippie. No kids or pets. Yay sharks.

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My name is James and I use this forum mostly for happy-making things. This is not the place I do my "make the world better" stuff. Therefore, I mute, block, and don't follow people who harsh that vibe. Nothing personal; use bluesky however you want! I do the same.
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The sweater you’re knitting is supposed to be 10 stitches to an inch, but you’re only getting 7? Problematic gauge gap.
Angry person yelling at chill person who is responding by being calm, which makes the angry person even more mad? Problematic rage gap.
Prisoners keep escaping because you put the bars too far apart? Problematic cage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am in Oregon. Why does yarn shipped from Denmark reach me before yarn shipped from Seattle.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Love when I get a first comment on a story! ...and it's scam-spam! \o/ I did report it to ao3 abuse, but now I just gotta let it sit there and not delete it. Boo.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Doing research for comics-based fanfic is like "Did X ever happen in canon?" Answer: Why are you even asking.
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I had so many plans today and instead of read NIghtwing comics then wrote Dick Grayson fanfic. Uh. But at least I also went to the grocery store?
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Top 5 Movie Genres

-cranky loner forced into found family
-queer people still alive at the end
-movie never tells you what is going on, wtf is going on, B&W
-somebody drives/flies really fast to loud awesome music
-dancing, plot revelance optional
Top 5 movie genres:

- attractive people fight space crime
- Katherine Hepburn is sassy, ideally to Cary Grant
- Cary Grant does anything whatsoever
- people in fedoras look for a McGuffin or double-cross each other
- people with 80s hair follow a confused plot but look good doing it
What are you top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- when kindness at all costs saves people
- Jimmy Stewart
- children on magical adventures
- there's something good in this world and it's worth fighting for
- beautiful music
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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It turned out cute I think ?

These would make super cute tiny accents for tiny succulents in pots , like little plant stakes

#mushroom #art #bookmark
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yesterday at work, I felt something poke my butt. Turned around, there was a dog, nose at butt level, who, when I turned around and spread my hands to demand WHAT, pushed its head into my head to give itself pets. Which, fine, I guess that might as well happen. ;-)
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Middle of the night pains got me taking a gummy; was not awake enough to really check but maybe two were stuck together? Am now out of bed, six hours later, and are my eyes open? I don't know. You don't know.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Another quilt top done! #quilting
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It is almost December what in the ever loving fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me: I'm going to find something on AO3 to read while I knit a hat!
*two hours later*
Me: I have read so many things and forgot to ever pick up my knitting.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I really enjoy when Mexican restaurants say the breakfast burrito is made with potatoes, and it's french fries. \o/
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Everything is stupid and annoying and wrong and I cannot find anything on AO3 I want to read and I probably need a nap but I've had naps twice today already and this is the worst part about not feeling well! Not tired enough to sleep again, no energy to do anything else.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Quilt top finished! Multi churn dashes. #quilting
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Very excited by the number of times I have seen the Least Weasel on my dash this morning. Clearly I have curated my list properly. Good work, everyone!
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Every single effing week!! I have to fill my weekly pill organiser!! What the fuck!!! This is some sort of scam, right?
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Meet our newest patient here at the Alaska Raptor Center, a Northern Pygmy Owl named King Owlbert by his rescuers. Owlbert arrived with a drooping wing, making flight difficult. We’ve given him a supportive wing wrap, plenty of tasty mice, and time to heal. #small #owls #adorable
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Cowl complete! #FlatOutWoolly #CubettiCompagne #knitting The cowl is a companion to the new @woollywormhead.bsky.social hat, Cubetti.
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Making good progress on my scrappy Cubetti Compagne! #FlatOutWoolly #knitting
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you only find one ant in the kitchen, it is an isolated antcident.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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An excellent timeline cleanse.
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Important update:
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM