Giggle Tits, Esq.
@giggletits.bsky.social
I will run dripping to the front door to liberate a shower spider. This is probably how I will die.
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[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that
driving instructor: what was that
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that
driving instructor: what was that
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I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated
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just got back from my shift at the dick sucking factory and nobody knew you there. no one has even heard of you. they say the house you live in has been abandoned for decades. so i looked you up online and — bro, i found your obituary. it says you died in 1963 bro
July 16, 2023 at 2:33 PM
just got back from my shift at the dick sucking factory and nobody knew you there. no one has even heard of you. they say the house you live in has been abandoned for decades. so i looked you up online and — bro, i found your obituary. it says you died in 1963 bro