if the dems didn't learn the exact wrong lessons, I guess they wouldn't learn any lessons at all.

Unless it's done in the Geno region it's *sparkling* ethnic cleansing

You clearly read the wrong article....

How is this punching down? Can you not tell that it's painting anyone who actually thinks this way in a bad light?

Something tells me that name-calling isn't exactly "expressing hurt" for a joke that didn't land with them personally. I've been the "poor friend" countless times but I still find the article hilarious because it's clearly painting anyone with that sentiment as a bad person

You do understand that the Onion is satire right?

Everyone dismissing this post is missing this banger of a punchline

Eggs are incredibly rich in vitamins if you want something easy and relatively inexpensive

Is any image of anyone doing a "scheming" type look automatically antisemitic in your mind, even if the character is explicitly not Jewish? Because if so you really are telling on yourself more than you realize

What the fuck is a Hamas camera

And they're both in competition with the FIA 😭

Haha fair

I guess on a very basic level we need to tell people over and over that watching cable news is not something a smart person does it’s the opposite of that. You can feel free to watch Top Chef or baseball or Mario 64 speedruns, none of them, genuinely, will make you as ignorant as CNN shouty bullshit

Do it lady!

Nice! But aren't tumbleweeds usually brown? Did you go with green for visual clarity?

No! (Idk what this is about I hope nobody is harassing you)