Gideon Wineweaver
@gideonwineweaver.bsky.social
I drink things and I think things. Sometimes I do both.
All in all I’m just a hamster in a ball.
a hamster in a glass dome on a table
ALT: a hamster in a glass dome on a table
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
All in all I’m just a hamster in a ball.
Kid Rock makes music for guys who know the price of copper.
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Kid Rock makes music for guys who know the price of copper.
Reposted by Gideon Wineweaver
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
Me, age 15: The Republicans are a bunch of Nazis
Me, age 30: Actually it's more complicated
Me, current day: The Republicans are a bunch of Nazis
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Me, age 30: Actually it's more complicated
Me, current day: The Republicans are a bunch of Nazis
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me, age 15: The Republicans are a bunch of Nazis
Me, age 30: Actually it's more complicated
Me, current day: The Republicans are a bunch of Nazis
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Me, age 30: Actually it's more complicated
Me, current day: The Republicans are a bunch of Nazis
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Reposted by Gideon Wineweaver
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
Going forward ICE agents shall be called “Temu Troopers”.
You are welcome.
You are welcome.
August 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Going forward ICE agents shall be called “Temu Troopers”.
You are welcome.
You are welcome.
They are eating the cats and dogs
August 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They are eating the cats and dogs
Reposted by Gideon Wineweaver
I know this is not something official but if it were I'd have to tip 1000 hats at everyone involved.
August 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I know this is not something official but if it were I'd have to tip 1000 hats at everyone involved.
The Ice agent fell down and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning 🎶🎼🎵
Federal agents violently detained a food delivery driver as he emerged from a D.C. coffee shop Saturday morning.
The incident captured on video showed the officers throwing him to the ground and beating him before sweeping him away in an unmarked vehicle. wapo.st/45Egtkc
The incident captured on video showed the officers throwing him to the ground and beating him before sweeping him away in an unmarked vehicle. wapo.st/45Egtkc
August 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Ice agent fell down and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning 🎶🎼🎵
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A judge has since released the Subway Smacker on his own recognizance, calling the felony charge “excessive.”
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A judge has since released the Subway Smacker on his own recognizance, calling the felony charge “excessive.”
King of Prussia, PA 😆
July 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
King of Prussia, PA 😆
