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Gibbon Winthrop Gaylord
@gibbwingay.bsky.social
Former web cartoonist,
Current Sometimes Illustrator.


Photos, drawings, and the worst bits your eyes will read.

📍Minnesota, Texas.
Pinned
Bruh some farmers have discovered a way to make mice less squeaky
Knowing Minnesota United, this means Toronto is winning this one.

#MNUFC #TorontoFC #MLS
April 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They should have not given Messi growth hormones so that the MLS could have had THREE 5'-3" Argentine # 10s running around.

They took this from us.

#mls #messi
April 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
J.K. Rowling coming out as a huge TERF was a terrible tragedy to her fans,

You could call it their 9/11 and three quarters.
March 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Turns out he CAN do it on a freezing Wednesday night in Kansas City

#Messi #SKC #interMiami
February 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oscar Ustari??! At Miami?

Had no idea he still played.

Is Inter Miami capable of signing a player under 35?
February 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You know who would play in these conditions? Cristiano Ronaldo.

To prove it he should free transfer to Minnesota United.
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
One more goal and Sporting Kansas City has to legally change their name back to "The Wiz"

#MINvsSKC #MNUFC #SKC
February 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not to over hype this but we're gonna win the World Cup

#MNUFC #Loons
February 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Minnehaha falls, Minneapolis, Minnesota.

#photography #nature #waterfall
February 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues
February 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They're gonna stockpile all of Seth Green's monkey jpegs at Fort Knox so people stop stealing them
President Trump announces his administration will move to evaluate the creation of a "national digital asset stockpile" — making good on a promise to support the use of cryptocurrencies like bitcoin.
Trump orders administration to evaluate potential for 'national digital asset stockpile'
The price of bitcoin briefly soared, but the order appeared to fall short of crypto advocates' expecations.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Look, when I call Duluth "Sad Francisco," I mean it as a compliment.
January 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Just named as a James Beard Semifinalist for Outstanding and Thoughtful Use of Office Microwave. Overwhelmed by the honor, frankly.
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My COVID thing was, aside from casual alcoholism under the guise of learning how to mix drinks, doing "no look" self portraits in different styles.

No reference images or looking in the mirror, just self-perception self-image and vibes.

#illustration #drawing #sketching #selfportrait
January 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Welcome to Minnesota United, Jung Ho-yeon,

Box-to-box Midfielder coming in from Gwangju FC and also Squid Games I guess.

Also I need to learn how Korean names work.
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
La Granja de San Ildefonso, Segovia, #Spain

#photography
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Framed views of Ribadeo, #Spain

#photography
January 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
People will drink this on a daily basis and then tell you the market will "regulate itself"

This is a 20oz/591ml drink.
January 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is how someone who does Bouldering lets their roommates know they're getting some action.
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"I experimented in college"

The experimentation:
#architecture #Illustration
January 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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IN THE SHADOW OF ITS GREAT STEEL WINGS, ALL WILL FACE THEIR FATE WITH EYES WIDE OPEN. GREAT ITS HUNGER AND DEEP ITS THIRST FOR A NEW AND TERRIBLE DAWN. BLESS THE LOON. FEAR THE LOON.
Midway McDonald’s is McDemolished
The franchise, which closed in late November, has operated near Snelling and University avenues for at least 25 years.
www.twincities.com
January 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cathedral of Saint Paul, Minnesota.

#architecture #minnesota #church #cathedral #photography
January 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Any skateboarders in Saint Paul, MN?

I have insights on the location of this SICK railing for a wicked slide.
January 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember when it was warm?

#MNUFC #MinnesotaUnited #Stadium
January 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fall in northern Spain.
Puebla de Sanabria, Ourense.

#photography #fall #spain
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM