Exoskeleton Key
@giaccattack.bsky.social
I read stuff, I watch sport, and I use the Oxford comma as God intended.
Incredible morning of test cricket. Incredible commentary from Alyssa Healey. Hopefully she makes a permanent move into commentary post-career #AusvInd
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Incredible morning of test cricket. Incredible commentary from Alyssa Healey. Hopefully she makes a permanent move into commentary post-career #AusvInd
Wogboy does Christmas breakfast YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
December 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Wogboy does Christmas breakfast YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Me when I need to pee soon
December 13, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Me when I need to pee soon
Feel like I'm gonna throw up I saw some people who had sleep token as their wrapped top artist 🤮
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Feel like I'm gonna throw up I saw some people who had sleep token as their wrapped top artist 🤮
URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT
God some of you have absolutely dogshit music taste, unlike me
God some of you have absolutely dogshit music taste, unlike me
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 AM
URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT
God some of you have absolutely dogshit music taste, unlike me
God some of you have absolutely dogshit music taste, unlike me
Gonna be honest here if you've been overseas recently I cannot stress enough how much I don't give a fuck about your itinerary. Just tell me you went to *country*, I'll ask you if you had fun, you say 'yes', and then we can move on. I've not been anywhere further than fuckin Melbourne, bro. Idgaf
November 30, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Gonna be honest here if you've been overseas recently I cannot stress enough how much I don't give a fuck about your itinerary. Just tell me you went to *country*, I'll ask you if you had fun, you say 'yes', and then we can move on. I've not been anywhere further than fuckin Melbourne, bro. Idgaf
@bronniedee.bsky.social on the topic of plumbing after some drainpipe maintenance:
It's like Lego but it smells bad
It's like Lego but it smells bad
November 29, 2024 at 8:45 PM
@bronniedee.bsky.social on the topic of plumbing after some drainpipe maintenance:
It's like Lego but it smells bad
It's like Lego but it smells bad
Now that I have read Infinite Jest I have the following excellent handle options:
Donny Come Gately
Incandenza? I just met her!
However, I shan't be changing my existing Every Time I Die referencing one so
Donny Come Gately
Incandenza? I just met her!
However, I shan't be changing my existing Every Time I Die referencing one so
November 29, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Now that I have read Infinite Jest I have the following excellent handle options:
Donny Come Gately
Incandenza? I just met her!
However, I shan't be changing my existing Every Time I Die referencing one so
Donny Come Gately
Incandenza? I just met her!
However, I shan't be changing my existing Every Time I Die referencing one so
Might start cross posting my reading stuff over here I guess. Book #25 of 2024
Sometimes I write reviews, but reviewing IJ feels redundant
❤️📚
Sometimes I write reviews, but reviewing IJ feels redundant
❤️📚
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Might start cross posting my reading stuff over here I guess. Book #25 of 2024
Sometimes I write reviews, but reviewing IJ feels redundant
❤️📚
Sometimes I write reviews, but reviewing IJ feels redundant
❤️📚
One must imagine DFW envisaged the AFR discovering the true entertainment as analagous to an impressionable teen discovering jarsquatter; rapturous, blissful.
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
One must imagine DFW envisaged the AFR discovering the true entertainment as analagous to an impressionable teen discovering jarsquatter; rapturous, blissful.
Anyway I just finished reading Infinite Jest and I'm about to make it everyone's fuckin problem
November 28, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Anyway I just finished reading Infinite Jest and I'm about to make it everyone's fuckin problem
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Know whose turkey is always moist? Your mom.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Know whose turkey is always moist? Your mom.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom.
Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.
Imagine if Honore De Balzac was around today they'd never have made it out of high school with that name
November 28, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Imagine if Honore De Balzac was around today they'd never have made it out of high school with that name
me after realising that my monitor wasn't working because I hadn't signed into the desk:
I fixed. It wasn't a skill issue. Please don't tell everyone in the office it was a skill issue
I fixed. It wasn't a skill issue. Please don't tell everyone in the office it was a skill issue
November 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
me after realising that my monitor wasn't working because I hadn't signed into the desk:
I fixed. It wasn't a skill issue. Please don't tell everyone in the office it was a skill issue
I fixed. It wasn't a skill issue. Please don't tell everyone in the office it was a skill issue
Can't help it. If you unironically call it X instead of Twitter I'm gonna think you're a massive suckhole
November 26, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Can't help it. If you unironically call it X instead of Twitter I'm gonna think you're a massive suckhole
Posting about your niche interests on a relatively new platform is great because your posts will be some of the only visible with those keywords and that will encourage other people to post about the same thing which is in turn great because then you can tell them their opinions are WRONG
November 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Posting about your niche interests on a relatively new platform is great because your posts will be some of the only visible with those keywords and that will encourage other people to post about the same thing which is in turn great because then you can tell them their opinions are WRONG
Pulling the whole 'heh looks just like mine' when you're cooking sausages is extra funny when they're chipolatas. Trust
November 26, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Pulling the whole 'heh looks just like mine' when you're cooking sausages is extra funny when they're chipolatas. Trust
A lot of discourse around AI here atm and my unsolicited opinion is:
Butlerian Jihad NOW
Butlerian Jihad NOW
November 26, 2024 at 8:00 AM
A lot of discourse around AI here atm and my unsolicited opinion is:
Butlerian Jihad NOW
Butlerian Jihad NOW
I love when people live blog their lives via instagram story, especially if they're a little bit (a lot) unhinged, but like I can't do that
November 26, 2024 at 7:28 AM
I love when people live blog their lives via instagram story, especially if they're a little bit (a lot) unhinged, but like I can't do that
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whenever i have sex with your dad i like to close my eyes and imagine myself having sex with someone else’s dad
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
whenever i have sex with your dad i like to close my eyes and imagine myself having sex with someone else’s dad
That's an absolute towelling. India lose 3-0 to NZ at home, are missing 2-3 huge names and then do that to a side that has been pretty consistently good, albeit with a few questions to answer re: batting. Crazy #AusvInd
November 25, 2024 at 7:56 AM
That's an absolute towelling. India lose 3-0 to NZ at home, are missing 2-3 huge names and then do that to a side that has been pretty consistently good, albeit with a few questions to answer re: batting. Crazy #AusvInd
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Huh! Bsky supports punctuation and accents in hashtags.
#Fish'n'Chips
#Fish&Chips
#Ŕöméø&Jülíèt
#e=mc^2
The team here are giving it #110%
#Fish'n'Chips
#Fish&Chips
#Ŕöméø&Jülíèt
#e=mc^2
The team here are giving it #110%
November 24, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Huh! Bsky supports punctuation and accents in hashtags.
#Fish'n'Chips
#Fish&Chips
#Ŕöméø&Jülíèt
#e=mc^2
The team here are giving it #110%
#Fish'n'Chips
#Fish&Chips
#Ŕöméø&Jülíèt
#e=mc^2
The team here are giving it #110%