Sitting in the turn lane waiting for traffic to pass so we can turn left for a coffee stand, another car suddenly pulls in front of us and goes in first just as the oncoming traffic stops. We get in line behind them and definitely kinda give the stink eye.

Tfw you can tell the cashier wants you to fuck off and die but you just aren't really sure WHY

At a cowboy themed bbq birthday party listening to alanis morissette 💅🏻

Got called in for a shift at work and like 4 hours in the water started running brown from every tap in and out of the building 🙃

absolutely hate to pick up a heat signature on the scanners. MULTIPLE heat signatures? oh brother!!

Fr just bought acne patches, came home, and realized someone dumped it in their bag and left the empty box on the shelf 🥲

My beigest flag is how much I love the smell of the unscented dr bronners soap

Finally watched someone play mouthwashing and can't stop thinking about how when they finally open the cargo like the first thing out of Anya's mouth is that this will not work as antiseptic, there's too much sugar, and this mf just

Stopped at a light behind a mini van w a big ol MARINE MOM bumper sticker and my husband leans over and whispers conspiratorially (no one else is in the car) "she has gills"

Palestinian starter pack

Something’s brewing..

weewolf from a bit ago

Watching XWP again and GOD Xena and Gabrielle are so in love it isn't even funny