Geo Grigori
@geogrigori.bsky.social
Budding writer and podcaster, if I can focus.
Human art and human works only.
He/Him, She/Her (but any’s fine)
Human art and human works only.
He/Him, She/Her (but any’s fine)
Sorry, kid’s got bone spurs, can’t attend.
Trump announced plans to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test in schools despite his diagnosed swollen ankles, McDonald’s habit, and Diet Coke fixation.
Trump, 79, Orders Everyone But Him to Get Fit Again
The announcement comes after the president’s health and fitness came under the spotlight this month.
trib.al
July 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sorry, kid’s got bone spurs, can’t attend.
A blind box where there’s a 1/1,000 chance of it being a gom jabbar
July 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A blind box where there’s a 1/1,000 chance of it being a gom jabbar
“Guys, this conclave’s gonna take a while, we should order in. Who’s up for pizza?”
“I want deep dish.”
“…Y’know, now I do.“
“I want deep dish.”
“…Y’know, now I do.“
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Guys, this conclave’s gonna take a while, we should order in. Who’s up for pizza?”
“I want deep dish.”
“…Y’know, now I do.“
“I want deep dish.”
“…Y’know, now I do.“
Y’all, there’s some Equus shit in the Kentucky Derby lineup this year
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Y’all, there’s some Equus shit in the Kentucky Derby lineup this year
You could close down Moe’s or the Kwik-E-Mart, and nobody would care;
But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in……
But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in……
April 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You could close down Moe’s or the Kwik-E-Mart, and nobody would care;
But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in……
But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in……
Let’s try to convince raw milk drinkers that pasteurized milk is just flame-broiled
March 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Let’s try to convince raw milk drinkers that pasteurized milk is just flame-broiled
The intellectual rival to the fig newton:
March 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The intellectual rival to the fig newton:
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"We should shut down the store, and demand to get paid for it."
See, that's how stupid politicians sound
See, that's how stupid politicians sound
March 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"We should shut down the store, and demand to get paid for it."
See, that's how stupid politicians sound
See, that's how stupid politicians sound
Nic Cage’s next summer smash movie:
National Treasure: Diet Coke Button
National Treasure: Diet Coke Button
March 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Nic Cage’s next summer smash movie:
National Treasure: Diet Coke Button
National Treasure: Diet Coke Button
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Sorry Ukraine, some of us over here did try but we all failed catastrophically to make this country do the right thing.
February 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sorry Ukraine, some of us over here did try but we all failed catastrophically to make this country do the right thing.
Yes, but what’s his new movie?
February 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yes, but what’s his new movie?
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Wandering the candy aisle of a few supermarkets near me, deeply disappointed not to see Super Bowl made lollipops. They keep talking about Super Bowl LIX, why not make Super Bowl licks?
February 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wandering the candy aisle of a few supermarkets near me, deeply disappointed not to see Super Bowl made lollipops. They keep talking about Super Bowl LIX, why not make Super Bowl licks?
Archimedes discovering CO(NH2)2: “UREA!”
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Archimedes discovering CO(NH2)2: “UREA!”
A heist film where all the actors currently shilling casino games on mobile stores that siphon your grandparents’ credit card numbers sneak into their apps’ vaults for one last score.
In theaters and HBO Max summer TBD.
In theaters and HBO Max summer TBD.
February 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A heist film where all the actors currently shilling casino games on mobile stores that siphon your grandparents’ credit card numbers sneak into their apps’ vaults for one last score.
In theaters and HBO Max summer TBD.
In theaters and HBO Max summer TBD.
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Any writer who thinks using generative AI for "transitions" and other things that "don't matter" has a fundamental misunderstanding of both the art and craft of writing.
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Any writer who thinks using generative AI for "transitions" and other things that "don't matter" has a fundamental misunderstanding of both the art and craft of writing.
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
January 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
Shouldn’t this be free? Like, considering whose hand it is…?
January 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Shouldn’t this be free? Like, considering whose hand it is…?
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As the transgender community continues to fight for civil rights in the U.S., one of the most common arguments against progress is that transgender people are a recent phenomenon.
But it’s a fight that’s been happening here for decades and around the world for centuries. ⤵️
But it’s a fight that’s been happening here for decades and around the world for centuries. ⤵️
People Have Had Non-Binary Genders for Thousands of Years
It's nothing new.
www.teenvogue.com
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
As the transgender community continues to fight for civil rights in the U.S., one of the most common arguments against progress is that transgender people are a recent phenomenon.
But it’s a fight that’s been happening here for decades and around the world for centuries. ⤵️
But it’s a fight that’s been happening here for decades and around the world for centuries. ⤵️
I mean, there’s worse Van Halen songs to base a presidential goal on.
January 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I mean, there’s worse Van Halen songs to base a presidential goal on.
Gen AI is to content (especially art) what lunch meat is to real meat. Yes, the end product is made quicker and more “efficient” than raising animals, but it’s far less enriching than the real thing and it’s mostly not made of actual meat. Well, just scraps of other people’s meat. And nitrates/ites.
December 27, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Gen AI is to content (especially art) what lunch meat is to real meat. Yes, the end product is made quicker and more “efficient” than raising animals, but it’s far less enriching than the real thing and it’s mostly not made of actual meat. Well, just scraps of other people’s meat. And nitrates/ites.
Ok, I know the song gets a lot of bashing, but I honestly like Wham!’s Last Christmas. It’s a decently paced song, it’s got a sweet message, and it’s unashamedly 1980s. I think it’s a bop and that’s the ONLY right answer when it comes on a playlist.
December 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Ok, I know the song gets a lot of bashing, but I honestly like Wham!’s Last Christmas. It’s a decently paced song, it’s got a sweet message, and it’s unashamedly 1980s. I think it’s a bop and that’s the ONLY right answer when it comes on a playlist.
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I’m not a fan of the Cowboys or the Bengals, but I’m watching that Simpsons Funday thing.
I have never felt such mortal dread in my entire life from watching sports.
I have never felt such mortal dread in my entire life from watching sports.
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I’m not a fan of the Cowboys or the Bengals, but I’m watching that Simpsons Funday thing.
I have never felt such mortal dread in my entire life from watching sports.
I have never felt such mortal dread in my entire life from watching sports.