Unfortunate news, that appears to be the new-new model which we just got for Christmas and the records seem to operate on some sort of RF chip thingummy rather than any manner of forgeable analog grooving. I was kinda weirdly bummed to discover lol.

"Dear John, who's more popular now" is kinda funny in light of John eventually getting assassinated and the Beatles never really ever budging in popularity

Just put your thumb over the hole and shake it and get it all over the entire room you're in