geoffwood
@geoffwood.bsky.social
Uh oh boomer cartoon spilled into reality
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Uh oh boomer cartoon spilled into reality
Fingers crossed I can get a lot of mileage out of this next few years
February 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fingers crossed I can get a lot of mileage out of this next few years
Nobody sneaks a Christopher Lambert past me
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Nobody sneaks a Christopher Lambert past me
Looney Tunes pushing woke critical race theory
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Looney Tunes pushing woke critical race theory
Gyles Brandreth you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you.
January 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Gyles Brandreth you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you.
Requiescat in Pee-wee
January 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Requiescat in Pee-wee
Keep forgetting about the third Blippi
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Keep forgetting about the third Blippi
Reading some of the Busytowns and yikes so archaic. Ooh the farmer sold veggies and bought a suit from the tailor and then the tailor bought a cake from the baker etc. Surely some hack did a take off where Lowly Worm does BSYTWN app and gets 70% of all this and all lose their business and home.
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Reading some of the Busytowns and yikes so archaic. Ooh the farmer sold veggies and bought a suit from the tailor and then the tailor bought a cake from the baker etc. Surely some hack did a take off where Lowly Worm does BSYTWN app and gets 70% of all this and all lose their business and home.
I found it, the absolute worst Quentin Tarantino haircut
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I found it, the absolute worst Quentin Tarantino haircut
Hate it when that happens 😞
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hate it when that happens 😞
I was like no way he's punching his bones straight out of him but whoo the next page. Fist of the North Star don't mess around fella.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I was like no way he's punching his bones straight out of him but whoo the next page. Fist of the North Star don't mess around fella.
Did this shit-eating dog, this so-called director, in the sense that a toilet is a painting, even work with Tom Cruise?
January 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Did this shit-eating dog, this so-called director, in the sense that a toilet is a painting, even work with Tom Cruise?
Listening to Larry Norman cos I value novelty most and I know it's the point of the Jesus Movement but wow his politics are confusing. Searing anti-racism followed up with "why can't we pray in school" and this Subterranean Homesick Blues-alike about how Jesus is better than rock (which is dying)
Larry Norman - Reader's Digest
YouTube video by Mike the Vike
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Listening to Larry Norman cos I value novelty most and I know it's the point of the Jesus Movement but wow his politics are confusing. Searing anti-racism followed up with "why can't we pray in school" and this Subterranean Homesick Blues-alike about how Jesus is better than rock (which is dying)
In desperate need of more soul music with fake calliope this is my new favorite song and genre
The Stylistics - The Day the Clown Came to Town
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In desperate need of more soul music with fake calliope this is my new favorite song and genre
If Gilligan's Island were airing today, "Vamp Ginger" would launch such a fan fiction movement she would have her own show on The CW
January 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If Gilligan's Island were airing today, "Vamp Ginger" would launch such a fan fiction movement she would have her own show on The CW
May I be perhaps the first in the entirety of human history to say "based Bob Hope"
anita bryant died? her feud with bob hope over gay rights, and his refusing to stop making jokes about her, got him boycotted by religious conservatives and pushed him to come out for gay rights. i wrote this about the backlash he faced for @thenation.com. www.thenation.com/article/cult...
How Woke Bob Hope Got Canceled by the Right
The conservative comedian spoke out for gay rights and gun control, and got boycotted and ostracized by friends on the right, including Ronald Reagan.
www.thenation.com
January 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
May I be perhaps the first in the entirety of human history to say "based Bob Hope"
I like to think I have a high tolerance for awful vanity projects but wow this is unusually appalling.
- the weird pseudo Muscle Shoals Horns on Swanee of all songs
- Regis is so anemic and reedy in voice why would you do Jolson
- why would you do Jolson aren't you from Connecticut or some shit
- the weird pseudo Muscle Shoals Horns on Swanee of all songs
- Regis is so anemic and reedy in voice why would you do Jolson
- why would you do Jolson aren't you from Connecticut or some shit
Swanee
YouTube video by Regis Philbin - Topic
youtu.be
January 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I like to think I have a high tolerance for awful vanity projects but wow this is unusually appalling.
- the weird pseudo Muscle Shoals Horns on Swanee of all songs
- Regis is so anemic and reedy in voice why would you do Jolson
- why would you do Jolson aren't you from Connecticut or some shit
- the weird pseudo Muscle Shoals Horns on Swanee of all songs
- Regis is so anemic and reedy in voice why would you do Jolson
- why would you do Jolson aren't you from Connecticut or some shit
Very sad to watch a movie and be reminded of the forgotten glories of Olde Hollywood, truly a different era
January 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Very sad to watch a movie and be reminded of the forgotten glories of Olde Hollywood, truly a different era
At Home is the weirdest store. I thought I just went to one with a relaxed GM but I went to another one on the opposite side town and exact same scenario! Club store square footage with dollar store staffing. Not proportional, same staffing. Multiple moldy abandoned coffee cups in both. Wild West.
December 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
At Home is the weirdest store. I thought I just went to one with a relaxed GM but I went to another one on the opposite side town and exact same scenario! Club store square footage with dollar store staffing. Not proportional, same staffing. Multiple moldy abandoned coffee cups in both. Wild West.
Did not know they did a Most Dangerous Game episode of Gilligan's Island. Shook.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Did not know they did a Most Dangerous Game episode of Gilligan's Island. Shook.
Live to pull off fit like this some day
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Live to pull off fit like this some day
Seems kinda funny that the "I fed a computer 1000 hours of X and here are the results" meme died once that technology became commonplace and it became known that it actually never produces anything humorous or noteworthy.
December 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Seems kinda funny that the "I fed a computer 1000 hours of X and here are the results" meme died once that technology became commonplace and it became known that it actually never produces anything humorous or noteworthy.
Blippi on vinyl RSD 2024 near me
November 30, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Blippi on vinyl RSD 2024 near me
Striking while the iron is hot
November 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Striking while the iron is hot