geoffwood
@geoffwood.bsky.social
Uh oh boomer cartoon spilled into reality
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Uh oh boomer cartoon spilled into reality
Fingers crossed I can get a lot of mileage out of this next few years
February 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fingers crossed I can get a lot of mileage out of this next few years
Nobody sneaks a Christopher Lambert past me
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Nobody sneaks a Christopher Lambert past me
Looney Tunes pushing woke critical race theory
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Looney Tunes pushing woke critical race theory
Gyles Brandreth you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you.
January 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Gyles Brandreth you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you.
Requiescat in Pee-wee
January 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Requiescat in Pee-wee
Keep forgetting about the third Blippi
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Keep forgetting about the third Blippi
I found it, the absolute worst Quentin Tarantino haircut
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I found it, the absolute worst Quentin Tarantino haircut
Hate it when that happens 😞
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hate it when that happens 😞
I was like no way he's punching his bones straight out of him but whoo the next page. Fist of the North Star don't mess around fella.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I was like no way he's punching his bones straight out of him but whoo the next page. Fist of the North Star don't mess around fella.
Did this shit-eating dog, this so-called director, in the sense that a toilet is a painting, even work with Tom Cruise?
January 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Did this shit-eating dog, this so-called director, in the sense that a toilet is a painting, even work with Tom Cruise?
If Gilligan's Island were airing today, "Vamp Ginger" would launch such a fan fiction movement she would have her own show on The CW
January 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If Gilligan's Island were airing today, "Vamp Ginger" would launch such a fan fiction movement she would have her own show on The CW
Very sad to watch a movie and be reminded of the forgotten glories of Olde Hollywood, truly a different era
January 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Very sad to watch a movie and be reminded of the forgotten glories of Olde Hollywood, truly a different era
Did not know they did a Most Dangerous Game episode of Gilligan's Island. Shook.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Did not know they did a Most Dangerous Game episode of Gilligan's Island. Shook.
Live to pull off fit like this some day
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Live to pull off fit like this some day
Striking while the iron is hot
November 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Striking while the iron is hot
I never knew that the popularization of the "Bomb Iran" derivation of "Barbara Allen" can be traced to the efforts of one dude in particular, and that furthermore he looks like a "friend of Gary Glitter"*
*hair joke not legally actionable innuendo
*hair joke not legally actionable innuendo
November 28, 2024 at 8:30 AM
I never knew that the popularization of the "Bomb Iran" derivation of "Barbara Allen" can be traced to the efforts of one dude in particular, and that furthermore he looks like a "friend of Gary Glitter"*
*hair joke not legally actionable innuendo
*hair joke not legally actionable innuendo
May I say it has always weirded me out how much Jeff Wincott looks like Scott Thompson. JCVD and Jackie are like wearing a chunky sweater to indicate the clumsy twin and here we have a natural (DTV CanCon) buddy cop road never taken.
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
May I say it has always weirded me out how much Jeff Wincott looks like Scott Thompson. JCVD and Jackie are like wearing a chunky sweater to indicate the clumsy twin and here we have a natural (DTV CanCon) buddy cop road never taken.
Something something Max Headroom cheese intrusion day
November 23, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Something something Max Headroom cheese intrusion day
Somebody really needs to start a blog about Burt Reynolds's outfits in Evening Shade. It reeks of either "I'm walking in off the golf course" or "I'm keeping what you get me" and it's magnificent.
November 21, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Somebody really needs to start a blog about Burt Reynolds's outfits in Evening Shade. It reeks of either "I'm walking in off the golf course" or "I'm keeping what you get me" and it's magnificent.
Found the worst Lisa Frank book at the library
November 21, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Found the worst Lisa Frank book at the library
