Geoff Lemon 🍋
@geofflemon.bsky.social
Writer. Australian. Probably somewhere else.
Essays at patreon.com/geofflemon
Sport at @finalwordcricket.bsky.social
Essays at patreon.com/geofflemon
Sport at @finalwordcricket.bsky.social
This is truly hilarious.
“People say I shouldn’t befriend notorious mass murderers, then I tell them that the mass murderer is socially pleasant to me, a person he is not incentivised to murder.”
“People say I shouldn’t befriend notorious mass murderers, then I tell them that the mass murderer is socially pleasant to me, a person he is not incentivised to murder.”
September 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is truly hilarious.
“People say I shouldn’t befriend notorious mass murderers, then I tell them that the mass murderer is socially pleasant to me, a person he is not incentivised to murder.”
“People say I shouldn’t befriend notorious mass murderers, then I tell them that the mass murderer is socially pleasant to me, a person he is not incentivised to murder.”
Well then, we all look forward to the conservatives ending:
- Negative gearing
- Franking credits
- Corporate subsidies
- Mining fuel rebates
- Negative gearing
- Franking credits
- Corporate subsidies
- Mining fuel rebates
September 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Well then, we all look forward to the conservatives ending:
- Negative gearing
- Franking credits
- Corporate subsidies
- Mining fuel rebates
- Negative gearing
- Franking credits
- Corporate subsidies
- Mining fuel rebates
Fucking begging media outlets to stop using the phrase “testing the limits of power”
The Professor in Money Heist is not “testing the limits” of the Royal Mint of Spain
The Professor in Money Heist is not “testing the limits” of the Royal Mint of Spain
September 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Fucking begging media outlets to stop using the phrase “testing the limits of power”
The Professor in Money Heist is not “testing the limits” of the Royal Mint of Spain
The Professor in Money Heist is not “testing the limits” of the Royal Mint of Spain
Allegedly this came from a bank but I have a feeling it's about the apocalypse
September 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Allegedly this came from a bank but I have a feeling it's about the apocalypse
How is the US this deep into authoritarianism and still getting such passivity of reporting? This caption is from the top of an NPR report, the org whose funding Trump has just ended, and it still offers his administration’s plainly obvious lying as fact.
August 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
How is the US this deep into authoritarianism and still getting such passivity of reporting? This caption is from the top of an NPR report, the org whose funding Trump has just ended, and it still offers his administration’s plainly obvious lying as fact.
Did, uh, did Tony Soprano write this piece?
August 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Did, uh, did Tony Soprano write this piece?
I know Matt Canavan is a space cadet, but like… showering before work is a great idea for any job. Showering after work is as well. This guy wants to lead a country but hasn’t fully grasped washing
May 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I know Matt Canavan is a space cadet, but like… showering before work is a great idea for any job. Showering after work is as well. This guy wants to lead a country but hasn’t fully grasped washing
Far-right media dipshits who lost their minds over a Democrat politician's Eucharist impersonation have a strangely different slant on a Republican politician's Pope impersonation
May 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Far-right media dipshits who lost their minds over a Democrat politician's Eucharist impersonation have a strangely different slant on a Republican politician's Pope impersonation
It’s on. To “assist” here means to invade states and cities that resist federal overreach, and arrest their leaders.
It still sounds crazy to say it, but obeying the two EOs issued today means either civil war or formal dictatorship.
It still sounds crazy to say it, but obeying the two EOs issued today means either civil war or formal dictatorship.
April 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s on. To “assist” here means to invade states and cities that resist federal overreach, and arrest their leaders.
It still sounds crazy to say it, but obeying the two EOs issued today means either civil war or formal dictatorship.
It still sounds crazy to say it, but obeying the two EOs issued today means either civil war or formal dictatorship.
This is a power outage in Lisbon. The subway is closed, and all the supermarkets. Delivery riders can’t take orders. Schools have shut. Office workers in shirt sleeves are slamming beers at the bakery, paying in cash. The ice cream kiosk is having a sale.
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is a power outage in Lisbon. The subway is closed, and all the supermarkets. Delivery riders can’t take orders. Schools have shut. Office workers in shirt sleeves are slamming beers at the bakery, paying in cash. The ice cream kiosk is having a sale.
Even if AI doesn’t give us the murder-robot future or the meteoric market crash, the electricity drain alone is gonna kill us in a corporate world still fighting against renewable energy
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Even if AI doesn’t give us the murder-robot future or the meteoric market crash, the electricity drain alone is gonna kill us in a corporate world still fighting against renewable energy
“The thread is a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials."
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“The thread is a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials."
Great to know that Meta, with a market cap in the trillions, trained its AI by stealing books that I got paid about 0.00000001 (?) of that amount to write
March 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Great to know that Meta, with a market cap in the trillions, trained its AI by stealing books that I got paid about 0.00000001 (?) of that amount to write
Please, that’s the most American shit around
March 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Please, that’s the most American shit around
That’s some real shit, trucks
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That’s some real shit, trucks
If someone defeats you in battle and then puts up one of these they’re your arch enemy
February 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If someone defeats you in battle and then puts up one of these they’re your arch enemy
This one was especially potent
January 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This one was especially potent
They will climb TF all over you though, no fear there
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They will climb TF all over you though, no fear there
My interior monologue for the last 24 hours
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
My interior monologue for the last 24 hours
Don’t worry, Bobby Kennedy is gonna stamp this shit right out
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Don’t worry, Bobby Kennedy is gonna stamp this shit right out
He finally washed up
January 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
He finally washed up
This is prompting so many great visuals
January 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This is prompting so many great visuals
now there’s a pigeon on the train. you lazy fuck
January 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
now there’s a pigeon on the train. you lazy fuck