Geoff Lemon 🍋
@geofflemon.bsky.social
Writer. Australian. Probably somewhere else.
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Sunny afternoon in Lisbon, cabby with the window down blaring The Neverending Story
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sunny afternoon in Lisbon, cabby with the window down blaring The Neverending Story
Four Seasons day remains my favourite day to have been a person on the internet
This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Four Seasons day remains my favourite day to have been a person on the internet
Sandwich Guy goes free - writing about his case a while back was one of the few enjoyable moments of the dystopia cycle
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November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sandwich Guy goes free - writing about his case a while back was one of the few enjoyable moments of the dystopia cycle
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Get yourself an aloof wife to quietly steer your campaign
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Get yourself an aloof wife to quietly steer your campaign
I look forward to those million people making good on their promise to flee New York City
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I look forward to those million people making good on their promise to flee New York City
These are the most pathetic losers in existence
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
These are the most pathetic losers in existence
Why would Eric Adams agree to a Ziwe interview?? Oh, she is going to eat that man alive
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why would Eric Adams agree to a Ziwe interview?? Oh, she is going to eat that man alive
And like, it shouldn’t be *Teen Vogue’s* job to be the organ of record for rising fascism! It’s cool that they did it but them doing it solo is like leaving the defence of Portland to that one frog
Major media has been hostilely occupied en masse, leaving only scraps
Major media has been hostilely occupied en masse, leaving only scraps
Legit, for the past couple of years Teen Vogue has been one of the very few remaining major titles to publish political commentary that clearly addressed the American cultural descent into madness. Invaluable for young readers, filing a gulf. No wonder it’s being squashed
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
And like, it shouldn’t be *Teen Vogue’s* job to be the organ of record for rising fascism! It’s cool that they did it but them doing it solo is like leaving the defence of Portland to that one frog
Major media has been hostilely occupied en masse, leaving only scraps
Major media has been hostilely occupied en masse, leaving only scraps
Legit, for the past couple of years Teen Vogue has been one of the very few remaining major titles to publish political commentary that clearly addressed the American cultural descent into madness. Invaluable for young readers, filing a gulf. No wonder it’s being squashed
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Legit, for the past couple of years Teen Vogue has been one of the very few remaining major titles to publish political commentary that clearly addressed the American cultural descent into madness. Invaluable for young readers, filing a gulf. No wonder it’s being squashed
In my experience, Louvre windows were always fucken easy to break in
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In my experience, Louvre windows were always fucken easy to break in
The thing is, we forgot we were men. We thought we were gods. And that was our downfall
October 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The thing is, we forgot we were men. We thought we were gods. And that was our downfall
If I were reading Nixonland in a bar I’d be pretty annoyed if someone interrupted
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I were reading Nixonland in a bar I’d be pretty annoyed if someone interrupted
Just quietly, I’m tipping that if a tattoo parlour in Croatia casually had a totenkopf on the wall for you to choose, they probably had some other shit on the wall too that would be a giveaway
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just quietly, I’m tipping that if a tattoo parlour in Croatia casually had a totenkopf on the wall for you to choose, they probably had some other shit on the wall too that would be a giveaway
I remember in Independence Day when the White House blew up, the whole cinema cheered, but now that it’s being done by a senile criminal with a bulldozer it doesn’t seem so cathartic
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I remember in Independence Day when the White House blew up, the whole cinema cheered, but now that it’s being done by a senile criminal with a bulldozer it doesn’t seem so cathartic
Even if you set aside the racial supremacism driving this, it’s insane in economic terms. Most people who claim unemployment benefits use that support on their way to becoming business owners or salaried taxpayers who collectively contribute far more than the initial cost. Investment, not expense.
Here Lam explicitly sets out her proposal - which is official Conservative Party policy - to deport long-standing legal permanent residents who have *ever* claimed any benefit, including the state pension or child benefit (even if the child is British), or who earn less than £39K.
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Even if you set aside the racial supremacism driving this, it’s insane in economic terms. Most people who claim unemployment benefits use that support on their way to becoming business owners or salaried taxpayers who collectively contribute far more than the initial cost. Investment, not expense.
Looking forward to successive administrations bulldozing then rebuilding the White House ballroom in perpetuity
October 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Looking forward to successive administrations bulldozing then rebuilding the White House ballroom in perpetuity
Ok so, 1.5 miles is 2.4 kilometres - even I could run that in 14 minutes, and I have the athletic prowess of the Clydesdale from Red Dead Redemption
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ok so, 1.5 miles is 2.4 kilometres - even I could run that in 14 minutes, and I have the athletic prowess of the Clydesdale from Red Dead Redemption
Equifax should be how horses sent each other documents in the 90s
October 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Equifax should be how horses sent each other documents in the 90s
Radioactive shrimp are better than radiopassive shrimp
October 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Radioactive shrimp are better than radiopassive shrimp
Chef Gruel has to be a Roald Dahl character, what the f
October 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Chef Gruel has to be a Roald Dahl character, what the f
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You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up
October 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up
What if Shake Shack made shakshuka
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What if Shake Shack made shakshuka
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll have one photo for his dating profile
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll have one photo for his dating profile