Geoff Crittenden
@geoffcrittenden.bsky.social
He/him. Software engineer and decorated former Navy combat aviator. Husband, dad, cat dad. Three-decade-plus fantasy football fanatic with far too few titles to show for it. Copper Age Marvel comic book geek. Swiftie since ‘15.
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It will never get better then riding bikes to Super America after school to get Fun Dip & Garbage Pail Kids.
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
This commentator for men's biathlon.
"Oh, there's as miss. That guy's got no shot."
"Big miss, there. He's no longer a factor in this race."
"Just can't keep it together. Totally out of this race."
#WinterOlympics
"Oh, there's as miss. That guy's got no shot."
"Big miss, there. He's no longer a factor in this race."
"Just can't keep it together. Totally out of this race."
#WinterOlympics
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 PM
This commentator for men's biathlon.
"Oh, there's as miss. That guy's got no shot."
"Big miss, there. He's no longer a factor in this race."
"Just can't keep it together. Totally out of this race."
#WinterOlympics
"Oh, there's as miss. That guy's got no shot."
"Big miss, there. He's no longer a factor in this race."
"Just can't keep it together. Totally out of this race."
#WinterOlympics
To all auto manufacturers, I will never again buy a car from any of you who takes advantage of this abominable EPA reversal. Your decisions and actions over the remainder of this administration are being watched.
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 AM
To all auto manufacturers, I will never again buy a car from any of you who takes advantage of this abominable EPA reversal. Your decisions and actions over the remainder of this administration are being watched.
These four dems voted to pass the SAVE Act. WHY??
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
These four dems voted to pass the SAVE Act. WHY??
Pam Bondi is such a piece of shit, and Gym Jordan allowing her to filibuster her own questioning by the minority and devolve a congressional hearing into a reality show just shows how unserious they all are.
February 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Pam Bondi is such a piece of shit, and Gym Jordan allowing her to filibuster her own questioning by the minority and devolve a congressional hearing into a reality show just shows how unserious they all are.
They’re clearly planning on doing all kinds of illegal shit in El Paso, and they don’t want anyone watching. Congress needs to immediately block this action and demand answers.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They’re clearly planning on doing all kinds of illegal shit in El Paso, and they don’t want anyone watching. Congress needs to immediately block this action and demand answers.
Boomer Esiason should just pipe down and shut the fuck up.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Boomer Esiason should just pipe down and shut the fuck up.
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Prisons are for people who've been CONVICTED of crimes.
Most people in these warehouses - without proper food or sanitation or worse - haven't even been CHARGED with crimes.
And thousands are CHILDREN.
This will be another of America's greatest shames.
Most people in these warehouses - without proper food or sanitation or worse - haven't even been CHARGED with crimes.
And thousands are CHILDREN.
This will be another of America's greatest shames.
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Prisons are for people who've been CONVICTED of crimes.
Most people in these warehouses - without proper food or sanitation or worse - haven't even been CHARGED with crimes.
And thousands are CHILDREN.
This will be another of America's greatest shames.
Most people in these warehouses - without proper food or sanitation or worse - haven't even been CHARGED with crimes.
And thousands are CHILDREN.
This will be another of America's greatest shames.
My prediction is that those Archer air taxis won't be up and running for the L.A. Olympics in any way that's actually useful.
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
My prediction is that those Archer air taxis won't be up and running for the L.A. Olympics in any way that's actually useful.
My favorite events in the Winter Olympics:
1) Curling
2) Biathlon
3) Ski/Snowboard Cross
4) Speed Skating
5) anything where they go fast and jump in the air and do crazy stuff
1) Curling
2) Biathlon
3) Ski/Snowboard Cross
4) Speed Skating
5) anything where they go fast and jump in the air and do crazy stuff
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
My favorite events in the Winter Olympics:
1) Curling
2) Biathlon
3) Ski/Snowboard Cross
4) Speed Skating
5) anything where they go fast and jump in the air and do crazy stuff
1) Curling
2) Biathlon
3) Ski/Snowboard Cross
4) Speed Skating
5) anything where they go fast and jump in the air and do crazy stuff
Holy crap, learn some goddamn past participles, people.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Holy crap, learn some goddamn past participles, people.
It finally happened. It only took two years, but I finally saw someone hauling something in the back of their cybertruck.
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It finally happened. It only took two years, but I finally saw someone hauling something in the back of their cybertruck.
Team USA curling mixed doubles are in the gold medal match! #WinterOlympics
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Team USA curling mixed doubles are in the gold medal match! #WinterOlympics
Not now. Not ever.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Not now. Not ever.
These Alexa+ commercials are like when Hulu had an ad campaign that was basically, “Don’t subscribe to Hulu.” Nothing about this makes me want to upgrade to Alexa+.
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
These Alexa+ commercials are like when Hulu had an ad campaign that was basically, “Don’t subscribe to Hulu.” Nothing about this makes me want to upgrade to Alexa+.
All the football analysts jumping on the "Darnold wasn't that good" bandwagon haven't been paying attention to the fact that they were effectively the best team in the league all year, and it was largely because of the defense. They didn't need him to be that good, *including* in the super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
All the football analysts jumping on the "Darnold wasn't that good" bandwagon haven't been paying attention to the fact that they were effectively the best team in the league all year, and it was largely because of the defense. They didn't need him to be that good, *including* in the super bowl.
CFP committee will be picking the super bowl teams starting next year.
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
CFP committee will be picking the super bowl teams starting next year.
Forgot to say earlier, but it would have been if T-Mobile had submitted a different version of the Backstreet Boys commercial after what happened Thursday.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Forgot to say earlier, but it would have been if T-Mobile had submitted a different version of the Backstreet Boys commercial after what happened Thursday.
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It’s really disappointing that they didn’t immediately re-cast Timothy Dalton as James Bond after Hot Fuzz.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
It’s really disappointing that they didn’t immediately re-cast Timothy Dalton as James Bond after Hot Fuzz.
Jason Myers got screwed.
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Jason Myers got screwed.
The Patriots can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The Patriots can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
I wonder if Patrick Mahomes traveled to the game to accept the mvp award or if he pre-recorded a message for the fans.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I wonder if Patrick Mahomes traveled to the game to accept the mvp award or if he pre-recorded a message for the fans.