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Geoff Crittenden
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He/him. Software engineer and decorated former Navy combat aviator. Husband, dad, cat dad. Three-decade-plus fantasy football fanatic with far too few titles to show for it. Copper Age Marvel comic book geek. Swiftie since ‘15.
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Ha ha! I just received this today.
A notification from a calorie tracking app that says I eat fewer calories on days that I have mayonnaise.
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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I’ve never seen a better RB at turning a two-yard run into a seven-yard run.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug
ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug
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February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Unless I'm totally misreading this...

www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
www.congress.gov
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM