Generalist Phil
generalistphil.bsky.social
Generalist Phil
@generalistphil.bsky.social
Dead. Phish. Astros. Longhorns. WSMFP. SCI. Tar Heels.
Needed it.
Hunter Brown tonight against the Cardinals: 6 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 4 K, 97 pitches, 57 strikes, 33 swings, 9 whiffs, 85.3 mph average exit velocity allowed, 97.3 mph average four-seam velocity. Brown is disgusting. His ERA is 1.50 after 24 innings.
April 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I never thought today would get here.

Happy Opening Day!

Another AL West title is on deck for the Astros.
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The window is still open. Yordan, Altuve, Hunter Brown, Yainer, Walker, Paredes, Abreu, Hader. I could go on and on…

Go Stros!
It's almost over. We're less than one week to Opening Day for #Astros baseball.
March 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wish I could build a house inside the Tempe Jam from 3/16/25 and live there forever.

#cheese
#stringcheese
#Queso
#VintageQueso
#StringCheeseIncident
#SCI
March 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Someone needs to open an Italian restaurant called Cadillac Rainbows.
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Brilliant.
February 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Alex Bregman, what say you?

#Astros
February 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Everything Right, so just hold tight..
February 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If Trey sees his shadow tonight we get six more weeks of My Friend My Friend type 2 jams

#phish
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hook em!
Poor Aggies
🤘🏼🏀 #HookEm
January 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Longhorns win 🏀
Tar Heels win 🏀

Needed it.
January 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Few things better than catching a Fall 97 Tweezer on Phish radio after dropping the trolls at school for the day.

Max volume.
Gratitude for the cow funk.

12/6/97
January 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
1/22/96 Sit n Ski is straight fire from gate to wire.

#WidespreadPanic

Shoulda dropped out and done the entire tour.
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Kevin Alvarez.

Astros.

That’s the post.

I will reshare this in 2028 when he is dominating.

#Astros
January 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s the oddest thing…. I have an entire section on my Bluesky for Texas Longhorn content. But inevitably a big piece of that ends up being the ongoing debate of Outback or Longhorn steakhouse 😐

Luby’s is better than both.
January 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Post a duo
January 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Texas Longhorn ⚾️ is right around the corner.
January 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I love the Longhorns. I graduated in ‘99 with two degrees. I was a Silver Spur. I took care of Bevo… literally.

So while that 4th quarter tonight was embarrassing, just knowing that a stacked Astros team reports to Spring Training next month is all that matters.

#altuve
#yordan
#framber
January 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Glad we are heading into Joe Espada’s second season. He will be more in control, more certain and most importantly his relationships across the team are even more established.

#Astros
January 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I have so much respect for the Dad’s quick decision that “… we are going out to eat.” after the Bumpus hounds wreaked havoc.

Didn’t wallow. Didn’t hesitate.

#leadership
#chineseturkey
#AChristmasStory
#Ralphie
A Christmas Story starts tomorrow.

Be ready. Be prepared.
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Some men are Baptists. Others, Catholic. My father was an Oldsmobile man.

🎅🎄🦵
December 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Michael Houser
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 24, 2024 at 7:28 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 12:40 PM
A Christmas Story starts tomorrow.

Be ready. Be prepared.
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Helm lookin even tougher!
Wisner and Helm lookin tough

#longhorns
December 21, 2024 at 10:41 PM