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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
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they/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Ontologically incomprehensible
Significantly over 18
Gay pirate brain rot
I make stuff sometimes
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Numismatics 😭😆
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That is not this day tho, I’m chair slinging
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I once again beg to be allowed to be sentient mist

and I’m willing to negotiate on the sentient part
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh shit this is STUNNING what!
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I feel like Ed does what the fuck he wants and if he wants to be a profanity acocktant well… the world is gonna have to accept profanity acocktants or deal with his wrath
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Okay but like

Actually……
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It worked, I have been Visited!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thanks bud 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He deserves a treat
a person is feeding a black and white cat a small treat
Alt: a person is feeding a black and white cat a small treat
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November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Absolutely gorgeous!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Truly like what the fuck why do the two NEVER line up
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m so patient and brave and well behaved
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
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November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me too
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
Alt: a man waiting sadly
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November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Lmao it did it on YOU

That’s not what I meant but thanks profanity accountant (autocorrected to cock, how appropriate)
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fail. 😆😆😆
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Do you just tag it and it does its thing? @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Okay you’re forgiven 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
WOW OKAY ELIO shots fired. Into my heart 😭
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They’ve been married fifteen years and Ed’s like this is Stede, my, um, my husbandisthatokaybabecanIcallyouthat
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me on discord: you haven’t seen my response on bsky yet but here’s a gif
Meanwhile you on bsky:

Modern life is weird
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So many perfect parallels just like that one
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM