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Ontologically incomprehensible
Significantly over 18
Gay pirate brain rot
I make stuff sometimes
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Edward “protect Stede Bonnet with my entire body” Teach? Yeah that tracks
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just one Ed not Stede 😔😔😔😔

So pleased that fucking made it in this time though. You’re so right bsky insights that is indeed one of my favorite words

Amused by how much I apparently abuse “just” though

(Also I was confused by “bloody” and then I remembered. Bloody veil Ed)
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There’s that one picture everyone always posts with the glorious hair flying everywhere but the hair’s pretty damn glorious here too
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Thanks to @libroseitm.bsky.social’s suggestion all my thanksgiving cooking just got WAY more enjoyable. Why don’t I just always watch OFMD while I cook
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@edteachsbadknee.bsky.social made me these incredible little guys and I was going to wait to post them till I embroider them but it’s gonna be a while so I’m just gonna post em now because everyone should look at them.

Thank you so much Miles they’re the best 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Shoutout to @jackuntiljune.bsky.social for helping me understand the layout of Stede’s cabin better today. What a perfectly weird lil space for a perfectly weird lil guy
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Super fun baking class with @sambaschutte.bsky.social today 💖 I make profiteroles all the time but learned some good tips! Thanks for being an entire delight as always Samba!
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Summary and tags here
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It was almost comical Jill one thing after another after another ending with me sobbing in the car while my kid’s birthday party wrapped up without me

But I suppose we persist
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Last #WIPWednesday for Jeff’s Inn on the Sea before we post tomorrow for the #OFMDBB25! This is the kind of bullshit you can expect from Ed and Stede (and also from me and @pogonr.bsky.social)
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also YOINK
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If life could let me be for like five seconds that’d be real fuckin nice
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Jeff says hisssss (that means thank you in snake)
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He knows it too

She’s beauty she’s grace she’s not at all derpy
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This version was worse though, he came out very grey
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
On different versions I tried different things but I think I don’t have a paint that works for it. This one was a mix of a sparkly copper and a darker brown and I agree that it’s close-ish?? But not right. But ah well! I’m learning things!!! (Also somehow his hand is 15 shades lighter than the rest)
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’ve never done watercolors in my life but I had a great time making some lil guys, even if I couldn’t nail Ed’s skin tone. I might have to do some more sometime!
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Me when that same wind is a tailwind the eleven miles home 😌
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All aboard! One week from today 🥰 @pogonr.bsky.social #OFMDBB25
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Me when there’s a strong headwind the entire 11 miles I have to bike to work

It wasn’t raining, I’m not actually a drowned rat, I just feel like one
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Last #WIPWednesday I gave you silly, so have some yearning this time

No shenaniganry allowed aboard Jeff’s inn on the sea will be posted a week from tomorrow, with gorgeous art from @pogonr.bsky.social for #OFMDBB25 !!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t think enough of you saw them yesterday so

How bout today?

Now you have 🥰🥰🥰

Hope we all survive this Wednesday!
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
For #TakeTwoTuesday I have this piece — I did it for the you wear fine frames well project about a year ago and it lives on my wall now. Hands are fucking hard and I’m still very proud of how it turned out!
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
OKAY BUT

Have you seen THEM today

Now you have 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM