Graham Bretman
@gbretman.bsky.social
I'm a Singer-Songwriter, I write songs about sewing machines
Doer of UxbridgeEnglishDictionary & One Liners
Doer of UxbridgeEnglishDictionary & One Liners
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.Who is it?
#ImLookingForClues But I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
May 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#ImLookingForClues But I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
My Dyslexic friend says she wishes she'd never bought this, it keeps digging into her tits and offers no support at all
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My Dyslexic friend says she wishes she'd never bought this, it keeps digging into her tits and offers no support at all
I'm just a Teenage dirtbag baby
May 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm just a Teenage dirtbag baby
Advertise your account with one image
April 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Advertise your account with one image
I didn't know they'd made a game about my Uncle
March 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I didn't know they'd made a game about my Uncle
Post a warning
I didn't even know they could drive
I didn't even know they could drive
March 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Post a warning
I didn't even know they could drive
I didn't even know they could drive
If you want to know how I am
I'm feeling Grate
I'm feeling Grate
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you want to know how I am
I'm feeling Grate
I'm feeling Grate
I accidentally sprayed this on my air soled shoes and they disappeared
February 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I accidentally sprayed this on my air soled shoes and they disappeared
Your friend has fallen on hard times Gary, I found him on the street
He's a broken man
He's a broken man
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Your friend has fallen on hard times Gary, I found him on the street
He's a broken man
He's a broken man
I'm told this is a good film, but can't remember if I've watched this
Does anyone know if this is a good film? Can't remember if I've seen it
Does anyone know if this is a good film? Can't remember if I've seen it
December 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I'm told this is a good film, but can't remember if I've watched this
Does anyone know if this is a good film? Can't remember if I've seen it
Does anyone know if this is a good film? Can't remember if I've seen it
I've got bad news kids, I'm not sure Santa will make it this year
December 22, 2024 at 10:23 AM
I've got bad news kids, I'm not sure Santa will make it this year
Can someone tell Len I've found this
December 22, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Can someone tell Len I've found this
December 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM
But Gary why would you buy a Toblerone for someone who has died ?
December 15, 2024 at 12:53 PM
But Gary why would you buy a Toblerone for someone who has died ?
I see Toblerone are doing personalised packaging, but why would you buy one for someone who's died?
December 14, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I see Toblerone are doing personalised packaging, but why would you buy one for someone who's died?
It's true, when I twiddle my hair it really annoys people
They tell me to stop it and do my flies up
They tell me to stop it and do my flies up
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 AM
It's true, when I twiddle my hair it really annoys people
They tell me to stop it and do my flies up
They tell me to stop it and do my flies up
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 PM
By coincidence that's what it says on my underpants
December 10, 2024 at 11:29 AM
By coincidence that's what it says on my underpants