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Graham Bretman
@gbretman.bsky.social
I'm a Singer-Songwriter, I write songs about sewing machines

Doer of UxbridgeEnglishDictionary & One Liners
#ThingsNotToBuyOnTemu

A Rod Stewart lookalike
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#ImLookingForClues But I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
May 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My Dyslexic friend says she wishes she'd never bought this, it keeps digging into her tits and offers no support at all
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I'm just a Teenage dirtbag baby
May 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Advertise your account with one image
April 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I didn't know they'd made a game about my Uncle
March 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Post a warning

I didn't even know they could drive
March 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
If you want to know how I am

I'm feeling Grate
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I accidentally sprayed this on my air soled shoes and they disappeared
February 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Your friend has fallen on hard times Gary, I found him on the street

He's a broken man
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I'm told this is a good film, but can't remember if I've watched this

Does anyone know if this is a good film? Can't remember if I've seen it
December 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I've got bad news kids, I'm not sure Santa will make it this year
December 22, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Can someone tell Len I've found this
December 22, 2024 at 10:21 AM
December 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM
But Gary why would you buy a Toblerone for someone who has died ?
December 15, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I see Toblerone are doing personalised packaging, but why would you buy one for someone who's died?
December 14, 2024 at 10:03 AM
It's true, when I twiddle my hair it really annoys people

They tell me to stop it and do my flies up
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 AM
When toilet paper just isn't enough

#HumourSky
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 PM
By coincidence that's what it says on my underpants
December 10, 2024 at 11:29 AM