Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
@gazzalw63.bsky.social
Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
Of all the myths and lies about Asylum this is the most persistent and overblown.
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Of all the myths and lies about Asylum this is the most persistent and overblown.
Hall and Miley rated 1st and 3rd respectively for their U21 match too.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hall and Miley rated 1st and 3rd respectively for their U21 match too.
This was a pathetic rabble rousing stunt by Lowe that no one takes seriously, like the Moron Pochin wasting her question on banning the Burka.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This was a pathetic rabble rousing stunt by Lowe that no one takes seriously, like the Moron Pochin wasting her question on banning the Burka.
Too right. I was 7-17 so totally get that.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Too right. I was 7-17 so totally get that.
To be fair she was impressive once she got off the bandwagon.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
To be fair she was impressive once she got off the bandwagon.
To be fair Zarah Sultana made a lot of good points that I totally agreed with so good on her. Kruger was predictably an arse, Alex from Labour was very good. Ken Clarke had his moments but fucked up. #QuestionTime
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
To be fair Zarah Sultana made a lot of good points that I totally agreed with so good on her. Kruger was predictably an arse, Alex from Labour was very good. Ken Clarke had his moments but fucked up. #QuestionTime
Oh fuck! She’s on Question time? time to tune in then.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Oh fuck! She’s on Question time? time to tune in then.
Isn’t she back grifting in America and talking loopy shit?
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Isn’t she back grifting in America and talking loopy shit?
If you touch me me like that
And if you hold me like this
It was so long ago but it’s all coming back to me now!
And if you hold me like this
It was so long ago but it’s all coming back to me now!
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you touch me me like that
And if you hold me like this
It was so long ago but it’s all coming back to me now!
And if you hold me like this
It was so long ago but it’s all coming back to me now!
Actually, I’m quite CHUFFED with that mon Brave Rodney.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Actually, I’m quite CHUFFED with that mon Brave Rodney.
I’m not giving up… Eider.
Geddit?
Geddit?
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m not giving up… Eider.
Geddit?
Geddit?
Wren will you stop?
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wren will you stop?
One. And he didn’t show up as Tommeh had a rally on. Saw him tonight actually and as usual hugged me and called me a ‘Fackin Norvern Mankee’
Salt of the earth
Salt of the earth
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
One. And he didn’t show up as Tommeh had a rally on. Saw him tonight actually and as usual hugged me and called me a ‘Fackin Norvern Mankee’
Salt of the earth
Salt of the earth
Pheasants!
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Pheasants!
The King of the swivelling hips as he was known at Marseille. In Newcastle he’s known as the Sausage maker from Tow Low town and to NASA he’s the teat who put his penalty into orbit.
Good lad though.
Good lad though.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The King of the swivelling hips as he was known at Marseille. In Newcastle he’s known as the Sausage maker from Tow Low town and to NASA he’s the teat who put his penalty into orbit.
Good lad though.
Good lad though.
Honkers?
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Honkers?
Totally. I met up with Stu a few months ago which, in theory, you should never do and he’s a fucking great laugh.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Totally. I met up with Stu a few months ago which, in theory, you should never do and he’s a fucking great laugh.
Your Tern
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Your Tern
Now that’s quality
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Now that’s quality
I prefer Wishbone Ash
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I prefer Wishbone Ash
Stu Is good at this, but he’s not a true Jedi.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Stu Is good at this, but he’s not a true Jedi.
Blimey
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Blimey
Caw blimwy!
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Caw blimwy!