Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell
@gazzalw63.bsky.social
Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.
Showing your age there Marra but I suppose Dicky Mint wouldn’t have worked.
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Showing your age there Marra but I suppose Dicky Mint wouldn’t have worked.
Dunno why this popped into my mind.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dunno why this popped into my mind.
The same silly hat for fruitcake Lizzy
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The same silly hat for fruitcake Lizzy
I will certainly buy this one. C.V. Wedgewood’s books I have of course and they are first class but dated now.
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I will certainly buy this one. C.V. Wedgewood’s books I have of course and they are first class but dated now.
Hamble with big Ted, little Ted and Jemima
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hamble with big Ted, little Ted and Jemima
He’s not happy
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
He’s not happy
The bells the bells, they made me deaf you know!
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The bells the bells, they made me deaf you know!
Tell me what is wrong with this packaging of this item my wife brought home today.
October 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tell me what is wrong with this packaging of this item my wife brought home today.
Rapidly followed by a South Asian Dr who they’d deport at the drop of a Picklehaube.
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Rapidly followed by a South Asian Dr who they’d deport at the drop of a Picklehaube.
Woke lefty bastard Durham Council taking down ARE flags!!!!
August 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Woke lefty bastard Durham Council taking down ARE flags!!!!
Snap!
August 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Snap!
'Oh dear mummy! We've managed to find daddy's Smelling salts in this little trolley we could send to him, several big bags of it. He must faint a lot!'
July 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
'Oh dear mummy! We've managed to find daddy's Smelling salts in this little trolley we could send to him, several big bags of it. He must faint a lot!'
Well this is the new sub
July 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Well this is the new sub
I look nowt like him man
July 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I look nowt like him man
What about when he took over at Melchester Rovers when Roy Race was shot in the head?
February 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What about when he took over at Melchester Rovers when Roy Race was shot in the head?
The lads at @vizcomic.bsky.social might want to have a word about the account @vizcomics.bsky.social though.
As an aside the letter wot I got published in Letterbox in this issue inspired the cover and strip. I kid you not.
As an aside the letter wot I got published in Letterbox in this issue inspired the cover and strip. I kid you not.
February 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The lads at @vizcomic.bsky.social might want to have a word about the account @vizcomics.bsky.social though.
As an aside the letter wot I got published in Letterbox in this issue inspired the cover and strip. I kid you not.
As an aside the letter wot I got published in Letterbox in this issue inspired the cover and strip. I kid you not.
They clearly didn't watch him or are just Cunts.
Why would they watch. They've had men dancing with men and women with women and even Blacks and Asians on there!
I DIED IN 2 WARS!!!
I reckon Bruno and Craig have a hint of Lavender about them too!
How's my extensions and top line here Darling?
Why would they watch. They've had men dancing with men and women with women and even Blacks and Asians on there!
I DIED IN 2 WARS!!!
I reckon Bruno and Craig have a hint of Lavender about them too!
How's my extensions and top line here Darling?
December 15, 2024 at 1:55 AM
They clearly didn't watch him or are just Cunts.
Why would they watch. They've had men dancing with men and women with women and even Blacks and Asians on there!
I DIED IN 2 WARS!!!
I reckon Bruno and Craig have a hint of Lavender about them too!
How's my extensions and top line here Darling?
Why would they watch. They've had men dancing with men and women with women and even Blacks and Asians on there!
I DIED IN 2 WARS!!!
I reckon Bruno and Craig have a hint of Lavender about them too!
How's my extensions and top line here Darling?
12 years ago I started buying up old 1/72 scale airfix figures, Napoleonics at first then the AWI ones. Some are really awful (French infantry particularly naff) others not too bad considering the moulds were made in the 60'sand used acrylics and I have to say it's a vast improvement.
December 14, 2024 at 9:10 PM
12 years ago I started buying up old 1/72 scale airfix figures, Napoleonics at first then the AWI ones. Some are really awful (French infantry particularly naff) others not too bad considering the moulds were made in the 60'sand used acrylics and I have to say it's a vast improvement.
And this one
December 10, 2024 at 10:14 PM
And this one
The plight of Belgian refugees was a very powerful recruitment tool as this famous poster shows. The well dressed woman has taken in a Belgian mother and child.
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
The plight of Belgian refugees was a very powerful recruitment tool as this famous poster shows. The well dressed woman has taken in a Belgian mother and child.
December 7, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Howay #NUFC put up any photos you have with a Toon hero.
Like this one perhaps
Me and Wor Pedro, obviously obviously, 6 years ago?
The Daleks were hiding behind the sofa of course
Like this one perhaps
Me and Wor Pedro, obviously obviously, 6 years ago?
The Daleks were hiding behind the sofa of course
December 2, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Howay #NUFC put up any photos you have with a Toon hero.
Like this one perhaps
Me and Wor Pedro, obviously obviously, 6 years ago?
The Daleks were hiding behind the sofa of course
Like this one perhaps
Me and Wor Pedro, obviously obviously, 6 years ago?
The Daleks were hiding behind the sofa of course