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goofus in the streets gallant in the sheets
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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computer please enhance
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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“we might go to war with Europe over Greenland” is not normal behavior and cannot be slotted into normal political rhetoric by people who would like to reestablish normal political relations with Europe someday
i feel like Americans don't get the level of eye-rolling this is getting from Europe
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Donald Trumps wants you to bleed on the officer's uniform when they slit your throat DON'T TAKE THE BAIT BLEED DIRECTLY INTO THE GUTTER
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.

I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.

But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.

Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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i keep calling my brothers infant “biggest buddy” and he doesn’t know this image is why
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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It's been 20 years and society has failed to make disc art as good as King Of The Hill season 2 on DVD.
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM