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Gavin
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NUFC and being easily distracte.... Live my life by one rule - Never Ever, Bloody Anything, Ever.
Eddie Howes Pot 2 mags.
February 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
*ahem* *cough cough*

Didn't have a clue we'd scored there...
February 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You have to laugh don't you. #nufc
February 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sign Trafford immediately. That is hilarious
January 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Get in Isak. Love the fella! #nufc
January 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
World's gone mad. It's just a bit of snow, get the orange ball out and crack on.
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Embarrassed them first half and now letting them right back into it. Sort it out lads, these are there for the taking. #nufc
December 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
This...exactly this!
After due consideration and drawing on my (cough) considerable coaching experience, I think we should go to Man U and get the fuck into them. Thank you, that is all.
December 27, 2024 at 1:42 PM
And this still stands.
And while I'm at it, Tonali is fantastic....
December 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Happy boy tonight but no idea who I want to play in the semi.
December 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I've read this several times and still haven't got a clue what a ball stretcher is or why anyone would want do it! No I'm not googling it either...
I bought a couple of ball stretchers. These were thick silicon donut-shaped rings. They didn't fit my scrotum very well. My partner sewed fabric around them. Now they are perfect scrunchies for her dreadlocks. Nobody knows it's ball stretchers.
December 17, 2024 at 11:52 AM
And while I'm at it, Tonali is fantastic....
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Met one of my heroes tonight. His goal against Portsmouth saved #nufc.
December 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Delighted, yet gutted, with that point. Ref dropped a right bollock blowing for full time when he did. #nufc
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
12 hrs 34 minutes into December and I've already failed #whamaggedon
December 1, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Nice one Guehi. Much appreciated.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Well then. After the longest international break known to man, it wasn't worth the wait. Terrible performance. #nufc
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Meanwhile, in the other place drug dealers have taken over the NUFC hashtag...

Never known a site go downhill as quickly!
November 22, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Bloody lovely not to have scroll through the blue ticks typing 'baller' or some other nonsense before getting to worthwhile comments isn't it?
Back to business on Monday night! 😍
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Only problem is this one won't leave me alone, wants me outside so she can play in the snow.
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Picked a good day to work from home. #snow
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 AM
I'm like a proud dad watching Anthony Gordon score that.
a man says " that 's my boy " in a bad boys ride or die advertisement
ALT: a man says " that 's my boy " in a bad boys ride or die advertisement
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Arguably our best ever drawing of footballer on a bike eating an apple
November 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Just checked twitter, my 'following' feed is dead. Just news sites and Terry Christian arguing with Brexiteers. Guess the migration is real. Excellent. Oh and #fuckmusk
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM