Jen
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Basically, I just deleted my old Twitter account and started one here. Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.
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Journalists need to have a few of these comebacks in their back pocket.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Journalists need to have a few of these comebacks in their back pocket.
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I wish we lived in a land where if journalists heard the president call one of their colleges "piggy" or suggest another of their colleagues, who was butchered for what he wrote, in some way had it coming, they would close their laptops, leave as soon as possible, and ask to be reassigned.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wish we lived in a land where if journalists heard the president call one of their colleges "piggy" or suggest another of their colleagues, who was butchered for what he wrote, in some way had it coming, they would close their laptops, leave as soon as possible, and ask to be reassigned.
“He’s a stupid man” says the stupid man
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“He’s a stupid man” says the stupid man
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This is amazing: A man in Alaska noticed a few homeless cats wandering around his house on freezing nights.
He tried inviting them inside, but since they’d spent their entire lives on the streets with no human contact, they were too scared to enter. So, he built a small temperature controlled
He tried inviting them inside, but since they’d spent their entire lives on the streets with no human contact, they were too scared to enter. So, he built a small temperature controlled
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is amazing: A man in Alaska noticed a few homeless cats wandering around his house on freezing nights.
He tried inviting them inside, but since they’d spent their entire lives on the streets with no human contact, they were too scared to enter. So, he built a small temperature controlled
He tried inviting them inside, but since they’d spent their entire lives on the streets with no human contact, they were too scared to enter. So, he built a small temperature controlled
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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The Blue Jays were the true winners this season. Their heart and team spirit are unmatched in baseball and any other sport. Minor league players became stars. Stars became superstars. Thank you for the memories, the fun and the great season of incredible baseball! #BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Blue Jays were the true winners this season. Their heart and team spirit are unmatched in baseball and any other sport. Minor league players became stars. Stars became superstars. Thank you for the memories, the fun and the great season of incredible baseball! #BlueJays
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I will be taking time to mourn this. It hurts. I’m sad.
But, when you think about how this season started, we couldn’t even dream about this team making it as far as they did, having a chance at it all.
Who knew how much they would wiggle their way into our hearts. Our Jays ♥️
But, when you think about how this season started, we couldn’t even dream about this team making it as far as they did, having a chance at it all.
Who knew how much they would wiggle their way into our hearts. Our Jays ♥️
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I will be taking time to mourn this. It hurts. I’m sad.
But, when you think about how this season started, we couldn’t even dream about this team making it as far as they did, having a chance at it all.
Who knew how much they would wiggle their way into our hearts. Our Jays ♥️
But, when you think about how this season started, we couldn’t even dream about this team making it as far as they did, having a chance at it all.
Who knew how much they would wiggle their way into our hearts. Our Jays ♥️
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The Jays were last place last year and they just came *this* close to winning The World Series. But the Dodgers won and that’s how it goes. I grew up in Toronto and seeing them win back to back World Series will forever be a one of my greatest childhood memories. I’ll always love them. Go Jays Go! 🇨🇦
a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
ALT: a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
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November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Jays were last place last year and they just came *this* close to winning The World Series. But the Dodgers won and that’s how it goes. I grew up in Toronto and seeing them win back to back World Series will forever be a one of my greatest childhood memories. I’ll always love them. Go Jays Go! 🇨🇦
I blame those 2 Dodger home runs on The Jonas Brothers
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I blame those 2 Dodger home runs on The Jonas Brothers
I mean, I don’t even dislike The Jonas Brothers, but that was just weird, no?
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I mean, I don’t even dislike The Jonas Brothers, but that was just weird, no?
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Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?
Same. I was at that 1993 Joe Carter home run game. Memory of a lifetime!
As someone old enough to have experienced both the 92 and 93 World Series, I am so very happy that a new generation will experience the thrill! Job is not done….Go Jays Go!! #BlueJays #ALChamps #WorldSeries
For the first time in 32 years the #bluejays are going to the #WorldSeries 🇨🇦
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Same. I was at that 1993 Joe Carter home run game. Memory of a lifetime!
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As someone old enough to have experienced both the 92 and 93 World Series, I am so very happy that a new generation will experience the thrill! Job is not done….Go Jays Go!! #BlueJays #ALChamps #WorldSeries
For the first time in 32 years the #bluejays are going to the #WorldSeries 🇨🇦
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
As someone old enough to have experienced both the 92 and 93 World Series, I am so very happy that a new generation will experience the thrill! Job is not done….Go Jays Go!! #BlueJays #ALChamps #WorldSeries
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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If I were John Schneider, I would simply use a good reliever in the 8th inning of the biggest game of the year
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I were John Schneider, I would simply use a good reliever in the 8th inning of the biggest game of the year
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Honestly wouldn’t be averse to Max Scherzer yelling at John Schneider any time he tries to go get a pitcher before Max thinks it’s time. #bluejays
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Honestly wouldn’t be averse to Max Scherzer yelling at John Schneider any time he tries to go get a pitcher before Max thinks it’s time. #bluejays
“Imagine, for a second, that Democrats fought as hard for democracy as Republicans fight for white supremacy.”
Damn right
Damn right
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Imagine, for a second, that Democrats fought as hard for democracy as Republicans fight for white supremacy.”
Damn right
Damn right
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Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
RFK Jr does not sound healthy. That heavy breathing while discussing respiratory diseases in children is quite a statement
September 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
RFK Jr does not sound healthy. That heavy breathing while discussing respiratory diseases in children is quite a statement
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August 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president?
Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
August 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president?
Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out
Happy #internationalcatday from me boyos
August 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Happy #internationalcatday from me boyos
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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him