Journalists need to have a few of these comebacks in their back pocket.

Can’t make this stuff up

(…besides the stuff they are literally making up)

This made me dizzy

The only play he desired to see was “A Streetcar Named Desire”

You, Ms Kelly, are reprehensible

He hadn’t heard she was elected

Why does Bobby book it out of the room?

Except he never laughs…

Posting an AI video in which you literally shit on them also not a top-notch strategy

Oh, believe me, Donnie - you were on the ballot

I think he only hasn’t heard of things that reporters ask him about?

My hometown boys. Been a fan of this club since I was six. What a great season (and heartbreaking ending) this was

Been a Jays fan since the beginning - was at the 1993 WS Joe Carter home run game. My dad cultivated two lifelong Jays fans in his daughters, and we were texting each other from 3 different cities last night.

Thanks for acknowledging this great team, Charlotte 🙏

“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”