jess 🚀
@gasparjs.bsky.social
developer all the time and artist sometimes. web engineer @ greatsealstudios.bsky.social
fromsoft games, rpgs, books, movies, etc etc
she/her 🏳️🌈 my website -> jessgaspar.dev
fromsoft games, rpgs, books, movies, etc etc
she/her 🏳️🌈 my website -> jessgaspar.dev
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January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
wasn't planning for the return to my cinephile roots this year to be with this movie but it was actually worth it for amanda seyfried alone
#filmsky
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#filmsky
letterboxd.com/lilygladston...
A ★★★ review of The Housemaid (2025)
idk what it says about me that i've watched amanda seyfried in mean girls and mamma mia and liked her well enough and now i watch a movie where she's portrayed as a scary psychotic rich wife and i was...
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January 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
wasn't planning for the return to my cinephile roots this year to be with this movie but it was actually worth it for amanda seyfried alone
#filmsky
letterboxd.com/lilygladston...
#filmsky
letterboxd.com/lilygladston...
green goblin mask in corner of the room telling me to get into app development
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
green goblin mask in corner of the room telling me to get into app development
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we're not doing "people who criticise genAI don't understand it and are ignoring its utility" any more. get better material
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
we're not doing "people who criticise genAI don't understand it and are ignoring its utility" any more. get better material
wtf is this shit omg
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
wtf is this shit omg
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my friend loves to read mysteries and detective stories and she's curious about fantasy so i convinced her to read the tainted cup 💆♀️ this is how i finally get someone in my friend group to start reading fantasy too 🪐📚
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
my friend loves to read mysteries and detective stories and she's curious about fantasy so i convinced her to read the tainted cup 💆♀️ this is how i finally get someone in my friend group to start reading fantasy too 🪐📚
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you might not like it, but this is what peak web design is
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
you might not like it, but this is what peak web design is
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In case you were afraid the programmers were immune from AI destroying their lives
(Tailwind is prob the most popular CSS framework right now, EVERYONE uses it, EVERYWHERE on the internet, and they just had to lay of 75% of their staff b/c AI is cannibalizing their user base)
(Tailwind is prob the most popular CSS framework right now, EVERYONE uses it, EVERYWHERE on the internet, and they just had to lay of 75% of their staff b/c AI is cannibalizing their user base)
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
In case you were afraid the programmers were immune from AI destroying their lives
(Tailwind is prob the most popular CSS framework right now, EVERYONE uses it, EVERYWHERE on the internet, and they just had to lay of 75% of their staff b/c AI is cannibalizing their user base)
(Tailwind is prob the most popular CSS framework right now, EVERYONE uses it, EVERYWHERE on the internet, and they just had to lay of 75% of their staff b/c AI is cannibalizing their user base)
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My reaction to the tailwind situation: damn, we sure have a large number of lazy idiots who like to pretend they're developers.
Think that's harsh? I think it's not harsh enough. Let me say it again: if you ask AI instead of checking out definitely better than the average docs, you're a lazy idiot.
Think that's harsh? I think it's not harsh enough. Let me say it again: if you ask AI instead of checking out definitely better than the average docs, you're a lazy idiot.
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
My reaction to the tailwind situation: damn, we sure have a large number of lazy idiots who like to pretend they're developers.
Think that's harsh? I think it's not harsh enough. Let me say it again: if you ask AI instead of checking out definitely better than the average docs, you're a lazy idiot.
Think that's harsh? I think it's not harsh enough. Let me say it again: if you ask AI instead of checking out definitely better than the average docs, you're a lazy idiot.
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Some of you have asked us to set up a Ko-fi alongside our Patreon to allow for one off donations.
You asked, we delivered!
Support us at: ko-fi.com/greatsealstu...
You asked, we delivered!
Support us at: ko-fi.com/greatsealstu...
Support Great Seal Studios
Support Great Seal Studios
ko-fi.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Some of you have asked us to set up a Ko-fi alongside our Patreon to allow for one off donations.
You asked, we delivered!
Support us at: ko-fi.com/greatsealstu...
You asked, we delivered!
Support us at: ko-fi.com/greatsealstu...
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Art by Tim White for Nine Princes In Amber by Roger Zelazny (1985)
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Art by Tim White for Nine Princes In Amber by Roger Zelazny (1985)
jesus
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
jesus
it's a work in progress but yay! jessgaspar.dev
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
it's a work in progress but yay! jessgaspar.dev
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Thanks to @43081j.com for contributing a **massive** improvement in rendering performance. Benchmarking reports as high as 11x improvement 🤩. Upgrade to astro@5.16.7 when you can.
James gave an excellent explanation of the improvement in the PR: github.com/withastro/as...
Open source ftw!
James gave an excellent explanation of the improvement in the PR: github.com/withastro/as...
Open source ftw!
[ci] release by astrobot-houston · Pull Request #15031 · withastro/astro
This PR was opened by the Changesets release GitHub action. When you're ready to do a release, you can merge this and the packages will be published to npm automatically. If you're not read...
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January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Thanks to @43081j.com for contributing a **massive** improvement in rendering performance. Benchmarking reports as high as 11x improvement 🤩. Upgrade to astro@5.16.7 when you can.
James gave an excellent explanation of the improvement in the PR: github.com/withastro/as...
Open source ftw!
James gave an excellent explanation of the improvement in the PR: github.com/withastro/as...
Open source ftw!
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Alibaba Lego sets go crazy
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Alibaba Lego sets go crazy
redesigning my website (yes, again)
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
redesigning my website (yes, again)
the day OOP doesn't give me a headache i will be unstoppable
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
the day OOP doesn't give me a headache i will be unstoppable
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if you are reading this tweet, you are legally required to buy it and play it
Bloodborne is $9.99 on US PSN buff.ly/ZUfKnFH
The Old Hunters $9.99 buff.ly/qAIh1yx
also on PS+ Extra
The Old Hunters $9.99 buff.ly/qAIh1yx
also on PS+ Extra
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
if you are reading this tweet, you are legally required to buy it and play it
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“i’m always polite to chat gpt so it remembers me later 🤪” you are going to die from water-poison-related typhoid in the Great American Megadesert after a particularly nasty heat surge evaporates the rest of the drinkable rations. you will be buried in the sand.
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“i’m always polite to chat gpt so it remembers me later 🤪” you are going to die from water-poison-related typhoid in the Great American Megadesert after a particularly nasty heat surge evaporates the rest of the drinkable rations. you will be buried in the sand.
i've picked my first read of the year 🪐📚
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i've picked my first read of the year 🪐📚
i've had at least 3 of these happen tbh
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i've had at least 3 of these happen tbh
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The last stand of a hunter. Read the end of Helva's investigation in all its red glory as she fights the temptation to kneel before her monster.
🩸Read the final chapter here: www.greatsealstudios.com/short-story/...
🩸Read the final chapter here: www.greatsealstudios.com/short-story/...
Great Seal Studios
New indie game studio – currently building our fantasy world of Venar. Stay tuned, friends!
www.greatsealstudios.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The last stand of a hunter. Read the end of Helva's investigation in all its red glory as she fights the temptation to kneel before her monster.
🩸Read the final chapter here: www.greatsealstudios.com/short-story/...
🩸Read the final chapter here: www.greatsealstudios.com/short-story/...