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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance. “Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now,” the proprietor of local dive bar the Anchor reportedly […]
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February 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
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cool as hell
School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content".
In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.
www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.
www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
After Censorship, Santa Rosa Students Write Their Own Play — and Take the Gold | KQED
A state festival awarded top honors to ‘REDACTED,’ which ruthlessly lampooned district officials.
www.kqed.org
February 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
cool as hell
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Prophetically, it is said that the White Buffalo Calf Woman will return at the end of an age, and she will appear as a white buffalo calf. It is the end of an age.
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Prophetically, it is said that the White Buffalo Calf Woman will return at the end of an age, and she will appear as a white buffalo calf. It is the end of an age.
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taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
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🧵 STATEMENT: WHO expresses deep concern on the implications of the immediate funding pause for #HIV programmes in low- and middle-income countries.
These programmes provide access to life-saving HIV therapy to more than 30 million people worldwide.
Read more bit.ly/42yxxIz
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These programmes provide access to life-saving HIV therapy to more than 30 million people worldwide.
Read more bit.ly/42yxxIz
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January 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🧵 STATEMENT: WHO expresses deep concern on the implications of the immediate funding pause for #HIV programmes in low- and middle-income countries.
These programmes provide access to life-saving HIV therapy to more than 30 million people worldwide.
Read more bit.ly/42yxxIz
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These programmes provide access to life-saving HIV therapy to more than 30 million people worldwide.
Read more bit.ly/42yxxIz
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Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
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January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
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Idk if there are any Id devs on this platform but if so, could I get an answer as to why this door has to lock me out of backtracking to find secrets?
January 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Idk if there are any Id devs on this platform but if so, could I get an answer as to why this door has to lock me out of backtracking to find secrets?
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Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
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Classic video lmao. I wish they still made sketches like these
New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time
New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Classic video lmao. I wish they still made sketches like these
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The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway.
And those who warned America about it were right.
And those who warned America about it were right.
January 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway.
And those who warned America about it were right.
And those who warned America about it were right.
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A federal court has declared that warrantless searches of US person’s communications collected for national security purposes is unconstitutional. Now it’s our job to make sure Congress knows that when they renew this law in a little over a year.
VICTORY! Federal Court (Finally) Rules Backdoor Searches of 702 Data Unconstitutional
In a landmark ruling, a federal district court held that backdoor searches of databases full of Americans’ private communications collected under Section 702 ordinarily require a warrant. Congress sho...
www.eff.org
January 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A federal court has declared that warrantless searches of US person’s communications collected for national security purposes is unconstitutional. Now it’s our job to make sure Congress knows that when they renew this law in a little over a year.
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My Mom has been encouraging me to get a membership and now seems like a great time.
January 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My Mom has been encouraging me to get a membership and now seems like a great time.
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.
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Some unsolicited advice:
Watch what you say on the phone and through text messages.
Download an encrypted app and use that to communicate the things that may bring trouble your way.
Do Not Use What’s App!!! It is owned by Zuckerberg.
Watch what you say on the phone and through text messages.
Download an encrypted app and use that to communicate the things that may bring trouble your way.
Do Not Use What’s App!!! It is owned by Zuckerberg.
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Some unsolicited advice:
Watch what you say on the phone and through text messages.
Download an encrypted app and use that to communicate the things that may bring trouble your way.
Do Not Use What’s App!!! It is owned by Zuckerberg.
Watch what you say on the phone and through text messages.
Download an encrypted app and use that to communicate the things that may bring trouble your way.
Do Not Use What’s App!!! It is owned by Zuckerberg.
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Happy Wednesday friends 👋
If you want to meet blue friends drop a 💙
Have a great day!
If you want to meet blue friends drop a 💙
Have a great day!
January 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy Wednesday friends 👋
If you want to meet blue friends drop a 💙
Have a great day!
If you want to meet blue friends drop a 💙
Have a great day!
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