Garrett Epps
@garrettepps.bsky.social
Con Law Jock; Legal Editor, WASHINGTON MONTHLY; closing in on 50th anniversary of first novel; he, him, what's-his-face. BTW, I block accounts that consist of pictures of women.
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Here in Epstein’s Isle!
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Here in Epstein’s Isle!
A three-hour tour.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A three-hour tour.
I suppose there’s some relevance to this linguistic bromide but not much. Is the idea “a word that can be factual in one place can be counter-factual in another”? I cheerfully concur. And then i note that ICE has already arrested several members of Congress. So I’m sticking with my “yet.” Be well.
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I suppose there’s some relevance to this linguistic bromide but not much. Is the idea “a word that can be factual in one place can be counter-factual in another”? I cheerfully concur. And then i note that ICE has already arrested several members of Congress. So I’m sticking with my “yet.” Be well.
Friend, I grew up in the segregated South. I was 16 before we had a free election which the ruling party lost. I don’t think “imperfect democracy“ describes that racial dictatorship. You’re free to disagree of course but by golly i was there.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Friend, I grew up in the segregated South. I was 16 before we had a free election which the ruling party lost. I don’t think “imperfect democracy“ describes that racial dictatorship. You’re free to disagree of course but by golly i was there.
Bingo! That was in my head!
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bingo! That was in my head!
They deliberated long and hard,
Twelve neighbors good and true
And then proclaimed in open court,
“We’ll hit him with sandwiches too!”
And to this day the armored troops
Of ICE and CPB
Wear their masks because they fear
Hostile charcuterie.
Garrett Epps/4
Twelve neighbors good and true
And then proclaimed in open court,
“We’ll hit him with sandwiches too!”
And to this day the armored troops
Of ICE and CPB
Wear their masks because they fear
Hostile charcuterie.
Garrett Epps/4
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
They deliberated long and hard,
Twelve neighbors good and true
And then proclaimed in open court,
“We’ll hit him with sandwiches too!”
And to this day the armored troops
Of ICE and CPB
Wear their masks because they fear
Hostile charcuterie.
Garrett Epps/4
Twelve neighbors good and true
And then proclaimed in open court,
“We’ll hit him with sandwiches too!”
And to this day the armored troops
Of ICE and CPB
Wear their masks because they fear
Hostile charcuterie.
Garrett Epps/4
Before too long the Sandwich Man
Was dragged before the court.
His lawyer said, “He’s done no crime!
It’s not even a tort!”
And though the troopers testified
About their pain and fury
The judge averred, “The final word
Will be given by the jury!”/3
Was dragged before the court.
His lawyer said, “He’s done no crime!
It’s not even a tort!”
And though the troopers testified
About their pain and fury
The judge averred, “The final word
Will be given by the jury!”/3
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Before too long the Sandwich Man
Was dragged before the court.
His lawyer said, “He’s done no crime!
It’s not even a tort!”
And though the troopers testified
About their pain and fury
The judge averred, “The final word
Will be given by the jury!”/3
Was dragged before the court.
His lawyer said, “He’s done no crime!
It’s not even a tort!”
And though the troopers testified
About their pain and fury
The judge averred, “The final word
Will be given by the jury!”/3
I was chosen by our King
Sent here to set you straight
If you treat me with disrespect
You’ll meet a horrid fate.”
And soon the troops of Judge Jeanine
Were swarming through the town,
And vowing, “Fear us, Sandwich Man!
For we will hunt you down!”/2
Sent here to set you straight
If you treat me with disrespect
You’ll meet a horrid fate.”
And soon the troops of Judge Jeanine
Were swarming through the town,
And vowing, “Fear us, Sandwich Man!
For we will hunt you down!”/2
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I was chosen by our King
Sent here to set you straight
If you treat me with disrespect
You’ll meet a horrid fate.”
And soon the troops of Judge Jeanine
Were swarming through the town,
And vowing, “Fear us, Sandwich Man!
For we will hunt you down!”/2
Sent here to set you straight
If you treat me with disrespect
You’ll meet a horrid fate.”
And soon the troops of Judge Jeanine
Were swarming through the town,
And vowing, “Fear us, Sandwich Man!
For we will hunt you down!”/2