Garrett Epps
@garrettepps.bsky.social
Con Law Jock; Legal Editor, WASHINGTON MONTHLY; closing in on 50th anniversary of first novel; he, him, what's-his-face. BTW, I block accounts that consist of pictures of women.
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Keep watching the sky!
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Keep watching the sky!
Don't you Justices get it? This is about SAVING THE COUNTRY!! THIS IS ABOUT MAKING THE COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN! #supremecourt
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don't you Justices get it? This is about SAVING THE COUNTRY!! THIS IS ABOUT MAKING THE COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN! #supremecourt
Roberts could do the dipsy doodle and say that tariffs are not permitted under power to text but--hey presto!--are permitted under the delegated power to regulate. Opposite of the ACA decision; bravura performance.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Roberts could do the dipsy doodle and say that tariffs are not permitted under power to text but--hey presto!--are permitted under the delegated power to regulate. Opposite of the ACA decision; bravura performance.
Sauer insists that the tariffs have NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING to do with revenue. Pay no attention to that Presidential claims to the contrary notwithstanding.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sauer insists that the tariffs have NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING to do with revenue. Pay no attention to that Presidential claims to the contrary notwithstanding.
Have you ever seen the man in a good mood?
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Have you ever seen the man in a good mood?
The conspirators unmasked!
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The conspirators unmasked!
Bureau pf Prisons correctional officer , Portland, OR, Oct. 25, 2025
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Bureau pf Prisons correctional officer , Portland, OR, Oct. 25, 2025
October 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
An officer on load from the Bureau of Prisons utside the ICE facility in the Lindquist Building in Portland. A crowd of 100 to 120, made up of 20 percent media and 30 percent pro-Trump counterprotesters. He probably wishes he was elsewhere. (Photo--Garrett Epps)
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
An officer on load from the Bureau of Prisons utside the ICE facility in the Lindquist Building in Portland. A crowd of 100 to 120, made up of 20 percent media and 30 percent pro-Trump counterprotesters. He probably wishes he was elsewhere. (Photo--Garrett Epps)
I am Antifa! m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81K...
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I am Antifa! m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81K...
Coming next from COLOSSUS: The Stephen Miller Nobody Knows
October 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Coming next from COLOSSUS: The Stephen Miller Nobody Knows
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Look here! They have dressed as clowns and they have taunted the ICE lads with donuts on fishing lines. What more do you want? This is social collapse! Just ask Stephen Miller!
October 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Look here! They have dressed as clowns and they have taunted the ICE lads with donuts on fishing lines. What more do you want? This is social collapse! Just ask Stephen Miller!
“Unusual.” Seriously?
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Unusual.” Seriously?
I see a number of posts indicating that the Rapture is coming soon. What is the projected date, and can I attend by Zoom? I was told that I could keep my stapler.
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I see a number of posts indicating that the Rapture is coming soon. What is the projected date, and can I attend by Zoom? I was told that I could keep my stapler.
Fearless Fosdick
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fearless Fosdick
It exists already.
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It exists already.
I honestly think that he thought being “director” of the FBI meant he got to hang out with the cast and give them notes.
September 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I honestly think that he thought being “director” of the FBI meant he got to hang out with the cast and give them notes.
Do not worry, America! The top leadership of Director Patel’s FBI are ON THE CASE!
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Do not worry, America! The top leadership of Director Patel’s FBI are ON THE CASE!
11:45 a.m., Eugene Federal Buidling. (1) A masked bicyclist peddles by DHS agents. (2) Seemingly at a signal, the DHS personnel chase. (3) Rider met by ICE personnel and hustled into a vehicle. Few words exchanged. Bicycle is left unsecured as arrestee/kidnap victim is driven off. (Photos by me)
August 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
11:45 a.m., Eugene Federal Buidling. (1) A masked bicyclist peddles by DHS agents. (2) Seemingly at a signal, the DHS personnel chase. (3) Rider met by ICE personnel and hustled into a vehicle. Few words exchanged. Bicycle is left unsecured as arrestee/kidnap victim is driven off. (Photos by me)
Does this mean we aren’t fine, as you predicted? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/cal...
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Does this mean we aren’t fine, as you predicted? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/cal...
In the name of generations of good copy editors now departed, can we PLEASE stop this idiotic cliche of the "Sorry, X" headline, which is as stupid as generations of "IT'S OFFICIAL" and also rude, as in, WE AT @NYTimes ARE SMARTER THAN YOU READERS.
July 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In the name of generations of good copy editors now departed, can we PLEASE stop this idiotic cliche of the "Sorry, X" headline, which is as stupid as generations of "IT'S OFFICIAL" and also rude, as in, WE AT @NYTimes ARE SMARTER THAN YOU READERS.
Next up: Johnson also suggests veto override “violates president’s core legislative powers”*
June 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Next up: Johnson also suggests veto override “violates president’s core legislative powers”*