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Garfskunksamsara
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KEEP ON LOVING! KEEP ON FIGHTING! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Any pronouns. I’m the woker baybee

In a world of hurt, I’m a force of chud
Nurses gave me fent for the pain tho, real as crud for that
Santa brought me surgery, morphine and codine this year

No Christmas dinner though. Travesty
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Santa brought me surgery, morphine and codine this year

No Christmas dinner though. Travesty
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
MERRY THE CRHISTMER
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Firing the merriment mortar at you before my jolly janissaries storm your abode
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Evil mode. Poosky.
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I am feeding my stupid no-good idiot evil swan friends I love this chudmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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he will be shipped to abu dhabi
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Okay that’s my Bluesky word quota met. Have a Merry Christmas in case I don’t post by then folks. If you don’t be jolly I will throw rocks at you
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Getting back into warframe after going cold turkey in 2020 ish. My life is already spiraling for the worse and my good friend I’m playing it with is running Facebook marketplace style scams for platinum.
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Taking matters into my own hands. Plans are in motion
What country is going to step up and force a regime change in the United States? Anyone??
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wanna know how I got these botox injections? My father… was a grifter, and a friend. And one night, he goes off a little Kirkier than usual.
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As a response to all the hate mail and unhonest feedback that my AI program The All-Seeing Eye of Doom and Despair has received, I have decided to reduce the water, physical space and electricity cost of my AI by replacing all fuel with Galapagos Tortoises in a giant blender that must run 24/7
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Instagram reels are a different dimension, man
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Being cancelled by the lunatic left for saying Make Ale Grainy Again
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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話說天下大勢,分久必合,合久必分
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My beloved daughter would not look at the camera but she says hi in spirit
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do other people remember this
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Long live Yaoi
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
She has been batting my stationary off the desk but feels self conscious now I’m holding her accountable
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What’s with the elitism in academia and reading in general. I like a good 1000+ page Monograph on the economic repercussions of the Spanish Civil War on the Barcelona coffee industry as much as the next guy. But a little Quan Millz on the down low feels pretty good
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM