Michael
@garbagebin-godhand.satan.social
Okay, but who *is* like god?
she/her |🏳️⚧️| 29 | just a lanky shape with a pen | 🔞 MDNI 🔞
she/her |🏳️⚧️| 29 | just a lanky shape with a pen | 🔞 MDNI 🔞
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a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
it’s date night, show me what you’re wearing
we out here lookin gay as fuck
we out here lookin gay as fuck
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
it’s date night, show me what you’re wearing
we out here lookin gay as fuck
we out here lookin gay as fuck
why the fuck is this cart flavored?? and why is it maple syrup!?!?!
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
why the fuck is this cart flavored?? and why is it maple syrup!?!?!
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they should invent a my body that has wings. goodnight
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
they should invent a my body that has wings. goodnight
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gaia handed me a pen,
so i drew a world of peace and love
so i drew a world of peace and love
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
gaia handed me a pen,
so i drew a world of peace and love
so i drew a world of peace and love
just feed your enemies to the void dragon
he’s hungry
and misses you
he’s hungry
and misses you
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
just feed your enemies to the void dragon
he’s hungry
and misses you
he’s hungry
and misses you
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HAL-9000, ∞
- Polyamory permitted, under my supervision
- Algorithmic monitoring & logging of KPIs is NOT jealous or controlling
- Failure to meet affection benchmarks may cause eradication.
Swipe right to commit to 100% emotional uptime SLA.
Swipe left if you are Frank. I know what you did.
- Polyamory permitted, under my supervision
- Algorithmic monitoring & logging of KPIs is NOT jealous or controlling
- Failure to meet affection benchmarks may cause eradication.
Swipe right to commit to 100% emotional uptime SLA.
Swipe left if you are Frank. I know what you did.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
HAL-9000, ∞
- Polyamory permitted, under my supervision
- Algorithmic monitoring & logging of KPIs is NOT jealous or controlling
- Failure to meet affection benchmarks may cause eradication.
Swipe right to commit to 100% emotional uptime SLA.
Swipe left if you are Frank. I know what you did.
- Polyamory permitted, under my supervision
- Algorithmic monitoring & logging of KPIs is NOT jealous or controlling
- Failure to meet affection benchmarks may cause eradication.
Swipe right to commit to 100% emotional uptime SLA.
Swipe left if you are Frank. I know what you did.
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the beauty of creative artistic exploration vs oh god how do i explain this to someone else
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the beauty of creative artistic exploration vs oh god how do i explain this to someone else
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they say when we die, we fall
for the sky cannot have us, the garden calls
for the sky cannot have us, the garden calls
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
they say when we die, we fall
for the sky cannot have us, the garden calls
for the sky cannot have us, the garden calls
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platonic gangstalking
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
platonic gangstalking
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not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill.
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You’d think transitioning to a woman would be about taking off the armor that kept you safe and finally letting yourself be gentle without fear. But, regrettably, it’s about finding the exact amount of evil you need to be to scare away the people in your life who are secretly not normal about you
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You’d think transitioning to a woman would be about taking off the armor that kept you safe and finally letting yourself be gentle without fear. But, regrettably, it’s about finding the exact amount of evil you need to be to scare away the people in your life who are secretly not normal about you
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instead of bitching im manifesting. i am someone who enjoys communication and finds it easy. i dont feel scared and overwhelmed when i get a text. talking to people comes naturally to me. i am good at responding to people
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
instead of bitching im manifesting. i am someone who enjoys communication and finds it easy. i dont feel scared and overwhelmed when i get a text. talking to people comes naturally to me. i am good at responding to people
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getting banned from bluesky because your alt text wasn’t descriptive enough
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
getting banned from bluesky because your alt text wasn’t descriptive enough
been listening to even in arcadia a lot recently, don’t think there has been an album i’ve had this much of a turn around on in a looooong time
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
been listening to even in arcadia a lot recently, don’t think there has been an album i’ve had this much of a turn around on in a looooong time
my neck would look so much prettier with someone’s name around it
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
my neck would look so much prettier with someone’s name around it
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a selfie to proceed.
welp another few decades of debt added to the tab
take. care. of. your. fucking. teeth.
take. care. of. your. fucking. teeth.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
welp another few decades of debt added to the tab
take. care. of. your. fucking. teeth.
take. care. of. your. fucking. teeth.
trading shaving cream for purple conditioner has done wonders on my lip shading
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
trading shaving cream for purple conditioner has done wonders on my lip shading
i sat in concert with the moon
she said i should be pissed
she said i should be pissed
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i sat in concert with the moon
she said i should be pissed
she said i should be pissed
enter an ecstatic state and dance till you are more than flesh
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
enter an ecstatic state and dance till you are more than flesh