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gapernet.bsky.social
@gapernet.bsky.social
fixin' to be half as funny and twice as horny as my twitter
I got into Phish in 1994, and as a 12 year old in Wyoming I had very few real people to share the experience with. But i had the Internet, so I had Benjy's Digest, rmp, House of ZZYZX, .net, etc. Being able to read your stuff still 30+ years later is incredible to me.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
He's a lil rocker at hear tho. His favorite song to sing on his kiddo karaoke machine is BBFCFM. And the first time I ever saw him embarrassed was me singing along with the Fishman but of Sleeping Monkey.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I have the Cactus bobblehead too! It was the first Phish thing my 4.5-year-old was ever interested in. 1 year after that and now he listens intently to NICU to yell when Mike whispers Cactusss.
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I took two hits of Mad Hatter blotter for the midnight premier of The Phantom Menace. I peaked around when they were in the submarine thing headed to meet Boss Nass. I was blown away by the schedule effects but even the acid didn't save my opinion of the plot.
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It's hard to write about foof preparation
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Avalanche beacons?
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I had not thought about Savath & Savalas (a Prefuse 73 side project) for years.
But this radio glitch was so nice it had me listening to The Rolls & Waves EP, and loving it. (But I honestly might like the radio glitch more).

youtu.be/mt7qWf52tIQ?...
Savath & Savalas - The Rolls & Waves EP [2002]
YouTube video by glitch_in_the_matrix
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm seeing a Mr Skin and Mike Zeroh crossover event in the making.
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And it's a stretch but I always gotta shoehorn in my favorite documentary, Alone In The Wilderness (2003).
I don't think things ever seem hopeless, but ordinary man Dick Proenneke certainly displays extraordinary bravery. His story is also in the book One Man's Wilderness: An Alaskan Odyssey (1973).
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Agronomist (2003) about Haitian radio journalist Jean Dominique certainly meets that criteria.
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"and that's when things really went ow-ree"
(I had read the word 'awry' dozens of times, probably heard people say it plenty too but didn't think it was the same word I had read)
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Dialectic Behavioral Therapy is exactly that. I'm a huge evangelist for DBT to anybody who will listen. It has its flaws, but overall it is evidence-based instructions for existing and it has done me a pile of good.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@early90spants.bsky.social, I lied to you. My buddy was not, in fact, "going crazy" trying to figure out the bumper music. Only I was "going crazy".
I embellished the framing of my question out of hope that I would get an answer. And it worked.
September 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Amazing! Thank you. Tell Craig some dudes think he nailed it.
September 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Certainly. It's green chile season, and one outfit here in Portland part-owns a farm in Hatch Valley and runs a tumbler roster, so I just picked up a bushel last week!
Do you mind if I ask what the source is of your "corn liquor"? Are you distilling it yourself?
September 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mostly flavor. I've never been satisfied with a New Mexico Green Chile hot sauce; they never capture the beauty of that chile. I tried a lot of things before I stumbled on corn milk.
September 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
(If it works I'll send you a bottle of S'norin' Tortoise v2)
September 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Holy shit I make a hot sauce I call S'norin' Tortoise that I finish with "corn milk" that I get from running fresh-off-the-cob kennels through a food mill then filtering that product multiple times. Your hypercorn very well may give me what I need with much less labor (and better texture)!
September 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Whoa I should check out Reanimation, Linkin Park sound way better when they sound less like Linkin Park
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
RIP the Sandy Blvd Everyday Music
August 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's never NOT time for the percolator.
August 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love the way The Cell looks so much that last night I watched Tarsem's second film, The Fall. The plot and performances were pretty weak, but it was so visually satisfying I would probably watch again.
Perfect background movie, like at a bar with the sound off.
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM