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fixin' to be half as funny and twice as horny as my twitter
@early90spants.bsky.social, I lied to you. My buddy was not, in fact, "going crazy" trying to figure out the bumper music. Only I was "going crazy".
I embellished the framing of my question out of hope that I would get an answer. And it worked.
I embellished the framing of my question out of hope that I would get an answer. And it worked.
September 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
@early90spants.bsky.social, I lied to you. My buddy was not, in fact, "going crazy" trying to figure out the bumper music. Only I was "going crazy".
I embellished the framing of my question out of hope that I would get an answer. And it worked.
I embellished the framing of my question out of hope that I would get an answer. And it worked.
Mostly flavor. I've never been satisfied with a New Mexico Green Chile hot sauce; they never capture the beauty of that chile. I tried a lot of things before I stumbled on corn milk.
September 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mostly flavor. I've never been satisfied with a New Mexico Green Chile hot sauce; they never capture the beauty of that chile. I tried a lot of things before I stumbled on corn milk.
For some reason my wife's glasses came with this cum rag with good cumrag advice printed on it.
May 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
For some reason my wife's glasses came with this cum rag with good cumrag advice printed on it.
Dogg the app added more stats for NYT Connections and I am so psyched. 'Purple First' is an excellent stat to see
I look at the wordlebot after every puzzle and for crossword data I actually use an external site, xwstats.com.
I look at the wordlebot after every puzzle and for crossword data I actually use an external site, xwstats.com.
April 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Dogg the app added more stats for NYT Connections and I am so psyched. 'Purple First' is an excellent stat to see
I look at the wordlebot after every puzzle and for crossword data I actually use an external site, xwstats.com.
I look at the wordlebot after every puzzle and for crossword data I actually use an external site, xwstats.com.
If Resist Liberals were serious about opposing PresidentTrump they should have pulled a Dirty Work during the car commercial he did today.
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If Resist Liberals were serious about opposing PresidentTrump they should have pulled a Dirty Work during the car commercial he did today.
Tony Blinken was strong determined evil, boasting "Good news Bibi, I persuaded Joe to throw in an extra $100 million worth of bombs for those refugee camps."
Little Marco is pathetic evil, sheepishly muttering "I'm sorry President Zelensky, but President Trump says you gotta go home now."
Little Marco is pathetic evil, sheepishly muttering "I'm sorry President Zelensky, but President Trump says you gotta go home now."
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Tony Blinken was strong determined evil, boasting "Good news Bibi, I persuaded Joe to throw in an extra $100 million worth of bombs for those refugee camps."
Little Marco is pathetic evil, sheepishly muttering "I'm sorry President Zelensky, but President Trump says you gotta go home now."
Little Marco is pathetic evil, sheepishly muttering "I'm sorry President Zelensky, but President Trump says you gotta go home now."
This means Wile E. Coyote was getting cucked the whole time?
November 22, 2024 at 2:22 AM
This means Wile E. Coyote was getting cucked the whole time?
Call me Nancy Pelosi's fake boobs the way I'm performatively standing up for the Liberal Resistance.
November 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Call me Nancy Pelosi's fake boobs the way I'm performatively standing up for the Liberal Resistance.
New term for boobs just dropped
November 14, 2024 at 11:23 PM
New term for boobs just dropped
I think I saw @blowbackpod driving around Portland today.
November 14, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I think I saw @blowbackpod driving around Portland today.
They fashioned the slopestyle course at the Beijing Olympics to resemble The Great Wall Of China and the gambit appears to be paying off: zero Mongolians have attempted to ski it so far.
November 14, 2024 at 11:22 PM
They fashioned the slopestyle course at the Beijing Olympics to resemble The Great Wall Of China and the gambit appears to be paying off: zero Mongolians have attempted to ski it so far.
In honor of Larry King, here are two of my favorite tweets of all time.
November 14, 2024 at 11:21 PM
In honor of Larry King, here are two of my favorite tweets of all time.
During his 62-minute phone call begging, threatening, and blatantly illegally requesting the Georgia Secretary of State overturn the will of the voters, President Trump interrupted himself to tell counsel Ryan Germany that he has "a nice last name". I did notsee that coming.
November 14, 2024 at 11:21 PM
During his 62-minute phone call begging, threatening, and blatantly illegally requesting the Georgia Secretary of State overturn the will of the voters, President Trump interrupted himself to tell counsel Ryan Germany that he has "a nice last name". I did notsee that coming.
Holy shit Ligers (where a Lion knocks up a Tigress) are already cool enough, but I just learned about Liligers, where a Lion knocks up a Ligress. For real.
November 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Holy shit Ligers (where a Lion knocks up a Tigress) are already cool enough, but I just learned about Liligers, where a Lion knocks up a Ligress. For real.
I think we all know who this town voted for.
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I think we all know who this town voted for.
this jack-o-lantern kills fascists
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
this jack-o-lantern kills fascists
If Trump dies they should arrest Woody Guthrie's guitar immediately.
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
If Trump dies they should arrest Woody Guthrie's guitar immediately.
I made a Debate Bingo card guaranteed not to win!
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I made a Debate Bingo card guaranteed not to win!
I hate how many days ago I tweeted that.
November 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I hate how many days ago I tweeted that.
To explain the tenuous dumb part of The Force from the Prequels to someone who loves Fraggle Rock:
·Doozers are midichlorians
·Doozer buildings are The Force
·Fraggles are Jedi.
·Also the Gorgs' radishes are a different part of The Force.
·Doozers are midichlorians
·Doozer buildings are The Force
·Fraggles are Jedi.
·Also the Gorgs' radishes are a different part of The Force.
November 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
To explain the tenuous dumb part of The Force from the Prequels to someone who loves Fraggle Rock:
·Doozers are midichlorians
·Doozer buildings are The Force
·Fraggles are Jedi.
·Also the Gorgs' radishes are a different part of The Force.
·Doozers are midichlorians
·Doozer buildings are The Force
·Fraggles are Jedi.
·Also the Gorgs' radishes are a different part of The Force.
