Gannon 🇺🇦
@gannongannongannon.bsky.social
Louisiana boy. DC boy. Love to friends. Trouble to enemies.
With apologies to Bismarck, there is nothing in Venezuela worth the bones of one Pomeranian grenadier.
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
With apologies to Bismarck, there is nothing in Venezuela worth the bones of one Pomeranian grenadier.
Iffy.
2026 starting out very iffy.
2026 starting out very iffy.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Iffy.
2026 starting out very iffy.
2026 starting out very iffy.
New Year’s resolution?
I am am a freshly-grated nutmeg guy.
No more powdered nutmeg in 2026.
I am am a freshly-grated nutmeg guy.
No more powdered nutmeg in 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
New Year’s resolution?
I am am a freshly-grated nutmeg guy.
No more powdered nutmeg in 2026.
I am am a freshly-grated nutmeg guy.
No more powdered nutmeg in 2026.
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Just saw 2026 emerge glistening and covered in membrane from a giant egg. Tracking it through the woods as we speak
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just saw 2026 emerge glistening and covered in membrane from a giant egg. Tracking it through the woods as we speak
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Qui c'est qui veut la bonne sousoupe cancérigène ?
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Qui c'est qui veut la bonne sousoupe cancérigène ?
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Big mistake to be loyal to any particular religion. As a free agent you can sign up with whichever religion is offering the best salvation package at that time
November 25, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Big mistake to be loyal to any particular religion. As a free agent you can sign up with whichever religion is offering the best salvation package at that time
Gong to sleep. Waiting for the Grink.
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Gong to sleep. Waiting for the Grink.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
Man I hope Krampus doesn’t bring me a cursed 35000-ton “battleship” for Christmas. I’ve been pretty good this year.
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Man I hope Krampus doesn’t bring me a cursed 35000-ton “battleship” for Christmas. I’ve been pretty good this year.
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Glad we’ve reached the Putin shirtless horse selfie phase of the hybrid regime
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Glad we’ve reached the Putin shirtless horse selfie phase of the hybrid regime
Guests served.
Memories made.
Home from the restaurant.
Gifts wrapped.
Kitty asleep.
All is well.
Memories made.
Home from the restaurant.
Gifts wrapped.
Kitty asleep.
All is well.
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Guests served.
Memories made.
Home from the restaurant.
Gifts wrapped.
Kitty asleep.
All is well.
Memories made.
Home from the restaurant.
Gifts wrapped.
Kitty asleep.
All is well.
Ok, first of all, 35k tons and only 128 VLS cells? Weak. Oh, +12 CPS?
First of all, put it on a goddamm submarine, and have done with it.
And don’t get me started, two 5-inch guns, but not on the centerline—guess we assume we’re surrounded.
AND the railgun, AND the lasers (neither of which exist).
First of all, put it on a goddamm submarine, and have done with it.
And don’t get me started, two 5-inch guns, but not on the centerline—guess we assume we’re surrounded.
AND the railgun, AND the lasers (neither of which exist).
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Ok, first of all, 35k tons and only 128 VLS cells? Weak. Oh, +12 CPS?
First of all, put it on a goddamm submarine, and have done with it.
And don’t get me started, two 5-inch guns, but not on the centerline—guess we assume we’re surrounded.
AND the railgun, AND the lasers (neither of which exist).
First of all, put it on a goddamm submarine, and have done with it.
And don’t get me started, two 5-inch guns, but not on the centerline—guess we assume we’re surrounded.
AND the railgun, AND the lasers (neither of which exist).
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Afore God, a mad host.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Afore God, a mad host.
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
Problem/Solution
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Problem/Solution
I have an idea.
A dead whale shows up on your beach. What do you do with the 40-ton carcass?
A dead whale shows up on your beach. What do you do with the 40-ton carcass?
A fin whale washed ashore in Anchorage and was left there for months. Then a self-described ‘wacko’ museum director made a plan
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have an idea.
Sylvie the cat is unhappy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sylvie the cat is unhappy.
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I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
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the loop between "holy shit, AI can do <X> now, that's amazing, how did it even do that" and "I never want to see another <X> as long as I live" is just very tight
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the loop between "holy shit, AI can do <X> now, that's amazing, how did it even do that" and "I never want to see another <X> as long as I live" is just very tight
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
Made cookie dough that needs to rest till tomorrow. Figure this should do it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Made cookie dough that needs to rest till tomorrow. Figure this should do it.