The Smoking cat
@gamliskroggur.bsky.social
LET'S REMOVE THIS🚭 for this🚬
Met this beast in the Jewish Quarter this morning.
June 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Met this beast in the Jewish Quarter this morning.
"The President is imposing super tariffs on China because Xi doesn't want to kiss his ass"
-I'm not surprised!
-I'm not surprised!
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"The President is imposing super tariffs on China because Xi doesn't want to kiss his ass"
-I'm not surprised!
-I'm not surprised!
Looks like I lost all my cat litter investments today. - I wonder if there's a job opening at the White House fetching golf balls?
April 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Looks like I lost all my cat litter investments today. - I wonder if there's a job opening at the White House fetching golf balls?
We Cats are all protesting because everyone is protesting all the crap!
April 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We Cats are all protesting because everyone is protesting all the crap!
I just got news about the Trump Tariff, which means the price tag on cat food. -
Hmm, best to check if mice are duty-free?
Hmm, best to check if mice are duty-free?
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I just got news about the Trump Tariff, which means the price tag on cat food. -
Hmm, best to check if mice are duty-free?
Hmm, best to check if mice are duty-free?
The cat god is not happy how!
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The cat god is not happy how!
Well, the current occupants of the White House are no cat lovers like the Reagan family. -That tells the whole story.
March 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, the current occupants of the White House are no cat lovers like the Reagan family. -That tells the whole story.
Oops, this is going to be a hassle! Disney won't be happy!
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oops, this is going to be a hassle! Disney won't be happy!
@rehmansiddiq.com In a quaint little village where cats rule with velvet paws and purring decrees, there was one particularly important day when a new cat law needed to be signed into effect. This law would ensure that every cat had the right to nap undisturbed for a minimum of three hours each day🐈
February 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@rehmansiddiq.com In a quaint little village where cats rule with velvet paws and purring decrees, there was one particularly important day when a new cat law needed to be signed into effect. This law would ensure that every cat had the right to nap undisturbed for a minimum of three hours each day🐈
If Trump moves July 4th to June 14th, we French will come and pick up the Statue of Liberty.
February 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If Trump moves July 4th to June 14th, we French will come and pick up the Statue of Liberty.
If Trump gives Russia a 'Marshall Plan', I'll be called a dog!
February 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If Trump gives Russia a 'Marshall Plan', I'll be called a dog!
I was offered a job at Doge, but I turned it down because I was afraid that the employees would be mostly Dogs.
February 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I was offered a job at Doge, but I turned it down because I was afraid that the employees would be mostly Dogs.
Schools, colleges and states that require students to be immunized against COVID-19 may be at risk of losing federal money under a White House order signed Friday.- Federal money will not be taken away from schools that allow smoking.
February 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Schools, colleges and states that require students to be immunized against COVID-19 may be at risk of losing federal money under a White House order signed Friday.- Federal money will not be taken away from schools that allow smoking.
A smoking cat went to a fortune teller who said that next year I would no longer be a Democrat because Trump would ban Democrats from running free and put everyone in cages.
February 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A smoking cat went to a fortune teller who said that next year I would no longer be a Democrat because Trump would ban Democrats from running free and put everyone in cages.
The King of Norway has ordered the use of the ancient Viking name 'Vínland' (Wineland) instead of the United States. He has requested that Google Maps follow these instructions.
- Smoking Cat then suggests that North Carolina be henceforth called The Great Tobacco.
- Smoking Cat then suggests that North Carolina be henceforth called The Great Tobacco.
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The King of Norway has ordered the use of the ancient Viking name 'Vínland' (Wineland) instead of the United States. He has requested that Google Maps follow these instructions.
- Smoking Cat then suggests that North Carolina be henceforth called The Great Tobacco.
- Smoking Cat then suggests that North Carolina be henceforth called The Great Tobacco.
"Countries like the USA 🇺🇸, New Zealand 🇳🇿 and Sweden 🇸🇪 have all slashed smoking rates by embracing alternative products."
This 👇
This 👇
February 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Countries like the USA 🇺🇸, New Zealand 🇳🇿 and Sweden 🇸🇪 have all slashed smoking rates by embracing alternative products."
This 👇
This 👇
My cat mr. Winston. -AI dit it.
Take care of you self and relax.
Take care of you self and relax.
February 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My cat mr. Winston. -AI dit it.
Take care of you self and relax.
Take care of you self and relax.
James Bond at his best.
-Until the zeitgeist considered cigarettes more dangerous than guns.
-Until the zeitgeist considered cigarettes more dangerous than guns.
February 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
James Bond at his best.
-Until the zeitgeist considered cigarettes more dangerous than guns.
-Until the zeitgeist considered cigarettes more dangerous than guns.
Bad weather at the window, a good smoke saves the day!
February 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bad weather at the window, a good smoke saves the day!
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My girl, Robot, says it is also fine and coole to smoke catnip 🚬
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My girl, Robot, says it is also fine and coole to smoke catnip 🚬
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A commendable fundraising initiative. Smoke more, and make them big ones.
February 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A commendable fundraising initiative. Smoke more, and make them big ones.
This is a cat among cats!
This feels like it took way longer than an hour 😭
Anywho we out here with the 4am Kru cat
Anywho we out here with the 4am Kru cat
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is a cat among cats!
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February 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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