E.M. Gallatin_Moore
@gallatinmoore.bsky.social
I write/edit books, lover Murder, She Wrote, and use the Oxford comma.
Hostess achievement level unlocked: I had an official kids table at Thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hostess achievement level unlocked: I had an official kids table at Thanksgiving dinner.
@zoeyorkwrites.bsky.social @aribaranwrites.bsky.social Hockey season is just getting started, & the teen trolling has already begun.
Teen: Dad, why don't the Sabres have a website? Because they can't get 3 Ws in a row.
Teen: Dad, why don't the Sabres have a website? Because they can't get 3 Ws in a row.
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@zoeyorkwrites.bsky.social @aribaranwrites.bsky.social Hockey season is just getting started, & the teen trolling has already begun.
Teen: Dad, why don't the Sabres have a website? Because they can't get 3 Ws in a row.
Teen: Dad, why don't the Sabres have a website? Because they can't get 3 Ws in a row.
Guess I don't need to renew that Vogue subscription.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Guess I don't need to renew that Vogue subscription.
My kids LOVED this series and this book. (I'm also from the MTN West, and I know Deseret Book and its demographic well, so not surprised).
This has been a really rough few days. I recently learned of a controversy around our book THE PRINCESS IN BLACK AND THE PRINCE IN PINK. Some were outraged that Deseret Book carried it (a chain of bookstores in the west). Deseret Book appears to have complied to their demands and removed it. 1/
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My kids LOVED this series and this book. (I'm also from the MTN West, and I know Deseret Book and its demographic well, so not surprised).
So my day started by spilling jelly on my clothes but not noticing until I was driving and it had somehow transferred from my clothes onto the steering wheel.
How is your Monday going?
How is your Monday going?
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So my day started by spilling jelly on my clothes but not noticing until I was driving and it had somehow transferred from my clothes onto the steering wheel.
How is your Monday going?
How is your Monday going?
13yo hit their 1st one timer today--goalie blocked it but still. Hockey achievement level unlocked.
a hockey player stands on the ice in front of an altitude sports banner
Alt: Av's number 29 with a one timer.
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
13yo hit their 1st one timer today--goalie blocked it but still. Hockey achievement level unlocked.
@editsbykristi.bsky.social So found out yesterday that 10yo has perfect pitch...which explains a lot. Cello teacher was super excited. We were more 'huh, mystery solved.'
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@editsbykristi.bsky.social So found out yesterday that 10yo has perfect pitch...which explains a lot. Cello teacher was super excited. We were more 'huh, mystery solved.'
Me learning just now that my favorite local ice cream ships nationwide:
kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .
Alt: Kermit (a green frog from the Muppets) waving his arms and yelling 'yay' in front of a red curtain.
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me learning just now that my favorite local ice cream ships nationwide:
Based on my kids' response, we own Schrödinger's dishwasher.
October 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Based on my kids' response, we own Schrödinger's dishwasher.
Where's the surprise? Educators knew this years ago.
Data from a large, ongoing study of adolescents shows a link between increasing social media use and lower cognition and memory in teens. n.pr/42BJyMB
Kids who use social media score lower on reading and memory tests, a study shows
Data from a large, ongoing study of adolescents shows a link between increasing social media use and lower cognition and memory in teens.
n.pr
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Where's the surprise? Educators knew this years ago.
kid assessment of dinner: "the vegetables weren't as terrible as I thought they would be."
a man in a plaid shirt with the words high praise indeed written below him
Alt: Older man in plaid (whose name I cannot remember right now) saying "High praise indeed" like he actually knows that for this kid to say the veggies weren't terrible is, indeed, the highest praise this kid will ever give veggies.
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
kid assessment of dinner: "the vegetables weren't as terrible as I thought they would be."
@editsbykristi.bsky.social Regional orchestra auditions for eldest today, and I was very impressed with their level of chill considering the lack of practice. I was way more worried about it than they were...
a man in a helmet with the words " this is the way " behind him
Alt: The Mandalorian. Text: This is the way.
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@editsbykristi.bsky.social Regional orchestra auditions for eldest today, and I was very impressed with their level of chill considering the lack of practice. I was way more worried about it than they were...
So not only did my 10yo just beat me at chess (not unusual) but it took me way too long to realize the kid was toying with me as a way to delay bedtime...silly me, thinking I was actually giving the kid a challenge.
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So not only did my 10yo just beat me at chess (not unusual) but it took me way too long to realize the kid was toying with me as a way to delay bedtime...silly me, thinking I was actually giving the kid a challenge.
@smartbitches.bsky.social My 10 yo is now a member of the #baddecisionsbookclub. The book in question: Jurassic Park (unabridged).
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@smartbitches.bsky.social My 10 yo is now a member of the #baddecisionsbookclub. The book in question: Jurassic Park (unabridged).
13yo got their 1st goal today...and their second...and an assist...but did not get a Gordie Howe hat trick.
September 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
13yo got their 1st goal today...and their second...and an assist...but did not get a Gordie Howe hat trick.
@editsbykristi.bsky.social Thought of you today as we began another year of strings, and the first private lessons were a success. Still floored that we get the entire semester of weekly lessons plus orchestra for $120.
September 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@editsbykristi.bsky.social Thought of you today as we began another year of strings, and the first private lessons were a success. Still floored that we get the entire semester of weekly lessons plus orchestra for $120.
A very niche post, but my mom won a handful of best of show at the fair for her heirloom sewing and smocking.
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A very niche post, but my mom won a handful of best of show at the fair for her heirloom sewing and smocking.
I'll be sure to tell my parents that I'm actually a "scientist" and not engaging in "speculation" based on years of archival research and multiple datasets.
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'll be sure to tell my parents that I'm actually a "scientist" and not engaging in "speculation" based on years of archival research and multiple datasets.
@authoremmabarry.bsky.social I am ridiculously excited for show-and-tell in my play therapy class. The assignment? Bring a favorite children's book.
I am bringing The Rabbit Listened.
I am bringing The Rabbit Listened.
August 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@authoremmabarry.bsky.social I am ridiculously excited for show-and-tell in my play therapy class. The assignment? Bring a favorite children's book.
I am bringing The Rabbit Listened.
I am bringing The Rabbit Listened.
@authoremmabarry.bsky.social I've been listening to Revolutions and just want to say it's amazing, and bring back the Diggers.
August 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@authoremmabarry.bsky.social I've been listening to Revolutions and just want to say it's amazing, and bring back the Diggers.
@editsbykristi.bsky.social OMG, teen is actually practicing the audition materials for regional orchestra, and the audition isn't until...October. I had to double-check the information to make sure I'd read it correctly.
August 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@editsbykristi.bsky.social OMG, teen is actually practicing the audition materials for regional orchestra, and the audition isn't until...October. I had to double-check the information to make sure I'd read it correctly.
If you're in grad school, you should NOT be asking ChatGPT for sources because you don't know which sources to use from the library database search. The point of the assignment is to learn how to identify relevant sources. The goal is to develop a skill & judgment, & you didn't.
August 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you're in grad school, you should NOT be asking ChatGPT for sources because you don't know which sources to use from the library database search. The point of the assignment is to learn how to identify relevant sources. The goal is to develop a skill & judgment, & you didn't.
@authoremmabarry.bsky.social I had to read Derrida and Foucault this past weekend, and...I kind of...liked it?! I HATED theory class in history grad school, but now I'm kind of all about it? Like, I'm all 'post-structuralism this' and 'post-modernism that'. Who tf am I anymore?
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@authoremmabarry.bsky.social I had to read Derrida and Foucault this past weekend, and...I kind of...liked it?! I HATED theory class in history grad school, but now I'm kind of all about it? Like, I'm all 'post-structuralism this' and 'post-modernism that'. Who tf am I anymore?
@editsbykristi.bsky.social What are the Twins doing?!
July 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@editsbykristi.bsky.social What are the Twins doing?!
Tfw you read the question as 'which of the following is NOT...' when it actually said 'which of the following is...'
Super annoyed at myself.
Super annoyed at myself.
July 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Tfw you read the question as 'which of the following is NOT...' when it actually said 'which of the following is...'
Super annoyed at myself.
Super annoyed at myself.