"HOW YOU DIE DOES NOT REDEEM HOW YOU LIVED!"

Daaaaaaamn ... beautifully said, sir! Beautifully said ...

Much like the next eruption of the Yellowstone super-volcano, we are worryingly overdue for the inevitable 4th wave of ska music.

#SoberingNonSoberThoughts #ska #SoundtrackOfTheApocalypse

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

This game has been such a heartbreaker for the Chiefs that Taylor Swift has already written half an album about it.

Will the Chiefs win, or will the Eagles win? No one knows.

The only thing we know for certain is, regardless of who wins, the city of Philadelphia will be set on fire tonight.

Make a band milder:

Nervous ... At The Disco

Guess which convicted felon can't legally vote for himself now?

LOL!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yesterday, I got called a "big strong man" by a 70 year old woman in the Menards parking lot because I lifted a single bag of landscaping rock into her car for her.

Today, I can barely lift my left arm because I slept on my pillow wrong.

Life has ways of humbling you real quick ...

General rule: if you know the umpire's name, they are not a good umpire. #MLB

Due to budgetary issues, we can only keep one Carolina.

Which one are you keeping and why?