Gail Michelle Chapman
@gailmc420.bsky.social
dyke who likes haikus
and riding my bike too. to
the shops in byker.
i also like to:
read, write, paint, make my music
and spend time with friends!
love the simpsons and
being transgender inspite
of ev'ry hater
and riding my bike too. to
the shops in byker.
i also like to:
read, write, paint, make my music
and spend time with friends!
love the simpsons and
being transgender inspite
of ev'ry hater
hungry hungry gimp
cereal doesn't cut it
but still i eat it !
cereal doesn't cut it
but still i eat it !
May 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
hungry hungry gimp
cereal doesn't cut it
but still i eat it !
cereal doesn't cut it
but still i eat it !
Reposted by Gail Michelle Chapman
My favourite haiku has to be
One two three four five.
One two three four five six se-
-ven. One two three four.
One two three four five.
One two three four five six se-
-ven. One two three four.
It’s International Haiku Poetry Day today apparently so here are a few haiku with which to start the day.
April 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My favourite haiku has to be
One two three four five.
One two three four five six se-
-ven. One two three four.
One two three four five.
One two three four five six se-
-ven. One two three four.
for sale: ASDA lube, never used
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
for sale: ASDA lube, never used
once again in bed
screenshotting reddit threads on
books i enjoy most
screenshotting reddit threads on
books i enjoy most
March 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
once again in bed
screenshotting reddit threads on
books i enjoy most
screenshotting reddit threads on
books i enjoy most
banana and crisps
call that a british booster
i am the snack queen
call that a british booster
i am the snack queen
March 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
banana and crisps
call that a british booster
i am the snack queen
call that a british booster
i am the snack queen
every night i am
hugging my pillow dreaming
dreams of yo momma
hugging my pillow dreaming
dreams of yo momma
March 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
every night i am
hugging my pillow dreaming
dreams of yo momma
hugging my pillow dreaming
dreams of yo momma
and when she gets here
we will make the fajitas
and scran them proper
we will make the fajitas
and scran them proper
March 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
and when she gets here
we will make the fajitas
and scran them proper
we will make the fajitas
and scran them proper
didn't have lunch so
i'm frail in my bed waiting
for my bestest mate
i'm frail in my bed waiting
for my bestest mate
March 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
didn't have lunch so
i'm frail in my bed waiting
for my bestest mate
i'm frail in my bed waiting
for my bestest mate
i went to asda
bought all that i needed for
fajitas tonight
bought all that i needed for
fajitas tonight
March 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i went to asda
bought all that i needed for
fajitas tonight
bought all that i needed for
fajitas tonight
gay queen of haikus
a title i subscribe to
really enjoy them
a title i subscribe to
really enjoy them
March 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gay queen of haikus
a title i subscribe to
really enjoy them
a title i subscribe to
really enjoy them
if i could do these
silly haikus full time then
i deffos would like
silly haikus full time then
i deffos would like
March 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
if i could do these
silly haikus full time then
i deffos would like
silly haikus full time then
i deffos would like
no wait actually
asda closes at
4pm today
asda closes at
4pm today
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
no wait actually
asda closes at
4pm today
asda closes at
4pm today
don't want to move though
must move quite soon however
asda shuts at five
must move quite soon however
asda shuts at five
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
don't want to move though
must move quite soon however
asda shuts at five
must move quite soon however
asda shuts at five
need to go asda
me nd the screeb having hot
fajitas for tea
me nd the screeb having hot
fajitas for tea
March 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
need to go asda
me nd the screeb having hot
fajitas for tea
me nd the screeb having hot
fajitas for tea
my snots have flared up
r-r-r-reload. fuck sake
dry throat life no fun
r-r-r-reload. fuck sake
dry throat life no fun
March 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
my snots have flared up
r-r-r-reload. fuck sake
dry throat life no fun
r-r-r-reload. fuck sake
dry throat life no fun
lying in bed like
a beautiful slug girl who
can't be arsed to move
a beautiful slug girl who
can't be arsed to move
March 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
lying in bed like
a beautiful slug girl who
can't be arsed to move
a beautiful slug girl who
can't be arsed to move
i've been trapped inside
your shart vape box, for a week
-kurt cobain maybe
your shart vape box, for a week
-kurt cobain maybe
March 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i've been trapped inside
your shart vape box, for a week
-kurt cobain maybe
your shart vape box, for a week
-kurt cobain maybe
a good movie and
a good album and also
some good theatre
a good album and also
some good theatre
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
a good movie and
a good album and also
some good theatre
a good album and also
some good theatre
is there a better
window into another
world than a good book?
window into another
world than a good book?
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
is there a better
window into another
world than a good book?
window into another
world than a good book?
legacy in art
musical inheritance
shout out james baldwin
musical inheritance
shout out james baldwin
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
legacy in art
musical inheritance
shout out james baldwin
musical inheritance
shout out james baldwin
we do inherit
questions and answers from all
our predecessors
questions and answers from all
our predecessors
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
we do inherit
questions and answers from all
our predecessors
questions and answers from all
our predecessors
neo con lennon?
Qanon lennon? lmao
can you imagine?
Qanon lennon? lmao
can you imagine?
March 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
neo con lennon?
Qanon lennon? lmao
can you imagine?
Qanon lennon? lmao
can you imagine?
deceased authors and
artists. like that john lennon.
would he do podcasts?
artists. like that john lennon.
would he do podcasts?
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
deceased authors and
artists. like that john lennon.
would he do podcasts?
artists. like that john lennon.
would he do podcasts?
if they'd lived past
the second world war. the same
is true for many
the second world war. the same
is true for many
March 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
if they'd lived past
the second world war. the same
is true for many
the second world war. the same
is true for many
and i wonder what
him and virginia woolf
would have wrote about
him and virginia woolf
would have wrote about
March 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
and i wonder what
him and virginia woolf
would have wrote about
him and virginia woolf
would have wrote about