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Em
@gagmewaknife.bsky.social
not a cool mom, a regular mom
Finished watching Welcome to Derry and I fear I have to fuck that clown
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At the Blink 182 concert and there are tiny frogs all over in the grass where everyone is walking and I can't focus on the concert cause I'm worried about the fucking frogs getting squished.
September 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Planning an ultimate National Park Bucket list for my family is the only small act of resistance I can think of currently.
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My mom used to sing The Circle Game by Joni Mitchell to put me to sleep as a baby and now I'm singing the same song to put my baby girl to sleep. Talk about the carousel of life, huh?

PS. I am sobbing
April 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My baby will not go to sleep until EVERY book is pulled off the shelves, EVERY piece of clothing is pulled out of the hamper, EVERY stuffie is pulled out from their snuggled resting spot, and EVERY detachable part of a toy is separate from their base. We love a consistent queen!
March 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Just saying.
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My husband is from the town Gene Hackman grew up in and has met him at least once but this whole time I thought he was talking about Gallagher the Watermelon guy ??? Where my wires crossed I don't know. RIP
February 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Love my husband. Whenever I am down or nervous or upset, he says "Let's go to the library" or "Do you want to put on a Saw movie?" He just gets it !!!
February 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Beginning to have parasocial relationships with the parents on my kid's favorite cartoons. Daniel Tiger's father and I DO NOT get along. Put some pants on!
February 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I really enjoyed Longlegs and I'm tired of the Internet telling me I shouldn't have.
February 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
After becoming a parent, every movie becomes a horror movie. Put on Finding Nemo and couldn't handle it.
February 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I refuse to let the next 4 years ruin the time I have here.
I will have joy.
I will laugh.
I will rest.
I will dance.
I will sing.
I will spend time with folks I love.
I will find ways I can help my community.
I will find the beauty.
I will hold on to peace.
I will live.
I will have joy.
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In line at Disney for Rise of the Resistance and some kid just got up and shouted "Everyone say Trump All the Way!!"... Awkward silence. But like... The irony lmao
January 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Egg prices hit record highs this week.

Much of the increase is the result of egg shortages brought on by avian flu.

How has Trump responded? By ordering public health agencies to cease communications with the public.

His presidency is a threat to our health and our wallets.
January 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
that weird little bitch is a nazi, full stop
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The whole bit in the Tik Tok error message about Trump is stinky to me... Like.. did he tell y'all to say that?
a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If Tik Tok is bought by Meta, I'm outtttttt
January 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is anyone else just... Not doing well mentally? Im terrified for the future, even more so than I was years ago because now I have a daughter. I still believe in the beauty of the world, but damn things look BLEAK
January 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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my timeline
January 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Im so sad
January 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Why did the show Arthur make Mary Shelley and Lord Byron hot? #ILovePBS
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 PM