Gabriel
@gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social
Loving to learn the journey.
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Gabriel
@gabrielmcdowell.bsky.social
· Feb 8
You’re gonna hate the way you look, I guarantee it.
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give every transgender person a mech suit
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
give every transgender person a mech suit
Millennials, known as generation Y, otherwise known as generation why do they deserve anything let’s instead give them a word that will forever identify them with generational poverty that was their parents fault with sides of underlying tones of entitlement, “participation trophies”, and laziness.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Millennials, known as generation Y, otherwise known as generation why do they deserve anything let’s instead give them a word that will forever identify them with generational poverty that was their parents fault with sides of underlying tones of entitlement, “participation trophies”, and laziness.
Yeah, you know, Curtis Sliwa. JoJo Sliwa’s uncle.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yeah, you know, Curtis Sliwa. JoJo Sliwa’s uncle.
I’ll be honest, since learning about the movie Dogma’s blacklisting from reproduction and streaming and now that its available finally after all this time in 4K, if this is the timeline we had to exist on for that to happen, I’ll wait for the come around because this has been long overdue.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’ll be honest, since learning about the movie Dogma’s blacklisting from reproduction and streaming and now that its available finally after all this time in 4K, if this is the timeline we had to exist on for that to happen, I’ll wait for the come around because this has been long overdue.
I’ll let the world decide; All 3 of my lamps in my room need lightbulbs, is that because I’m:
A) Broke
B) A Guy
C) Too ADHD/Lazy/Neurospicy to care
or
D) All of the above
The answer is a cat video
A) Broke
B) A Guy
C) Too ADHD/Lazy/Neurospicy to care
or
D) All of the above
The answer is a cat video
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ll let the world decide; All 3 of my lamps in my room need lightbulbs, is that because I’m:
A) Broke
B) A Guy
C) Too ADHD/Lazy/Neurospicy to care
or
D) All of the above
The answer is a cat video
A) Broke
B) A Guy
C) Too ADHD/Lazy/Neurospicy to care
or
D) All of the above
The answer is a cat video
To whoever put the sad music part from the beginning opening montage of “Up” with the Bing Bong sound clip from “Inside Out”, who hurt you???
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
To whoever put the sad music part from the beginning opening montage of “Up” with the Bing Bong sound clip from “Inside Out”, who hurt you???
100% brain reset every time without fail: Michael Jackson’s HIStory Music Video Greatest Hits Collection.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
100% brain reset every time without fail: Michael Jackson’s HIStory Music Video Greatest Hits Collection.
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I went to New England, and all I got was crabs.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I went to New England, and all I got was crabs.
Just step outside look around take a breath and say: what an oyster. And then shuck the shit out of life. You shuck that shit bro. Shuck it good.
Just Shuck It.
Just Shuck It.
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just step outside look around take a breath and say: what an oyster. And then shuck the shit out of life. You shuck that shit bro. Shuck it good.
Just Shuck It.
Just Shuck It.
Literally 1000's of other things to watch...
Me: Put's on Con Air for the 100 millionth time
Me: Put's on Con Air for the 100 millionth time
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Literally 1000's of other things to watch...
Me: Put's on Con Air for the 100 millionth time
Me: Put's on Con Air for the 100 millionth time
I think I've said it once but if not I'll say it again, Roy Wood Jr. was the reason those astronauts made it home from space and this season he WILL see the release of all the Epstein Files.
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I think I've said it once but if not I'll say it again, Roy Wood Jr. was the reason those astronauts made it home from space and this season he WILL see the release of all the Epstein Files.
Reporter: Speaker Johnson Speaker Johnson, what do you have to say about Trump destroying the White House??
Johnson: *gutteral sounds of him literally choking on Trumps dick*
Reporter:.... Sir we need an answer with words this time.
(wipes mouth)
Johnson: Oh, my bad. I think it's great!
Johnson: *gutteral sounds of him literally choking on Trumps dick*
Reporter:.... Sir we need an answer with words this time.
(wipes mouth)
Johnson: Oh, my bad. I think it's great!
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reporter: Speaker Johnson Speaker Johnson, what do you have to say about Trump destroying the White House??
Johnson: *gutteral sounds of him literally choking on Trumps dick*
Reporter:.... Sir we need an answer with words this time.
(wipes mouth)
Johnson: Oh, my bad. I think it's great!
Johnson: *gutteral sounds of him literally choking on Trumps dick*
Reporter:.... Sir we need an answer with words this time.
(wipes mouth)
Johnson: Oh, my bad. I think it's great!
Did you book a hotel? Hot tub jets are broken. They say its not? Don’t trust them. I hate to say it, but they’re probably lying to you. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, the hot tub jets will always be broken. Just accept it. It’s gonna be all warm bathwater from here on out.
October 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Did you book a hotel? Hot tub jets are broken. They say its not? Don’t trust them. I hate to say it, but they’re probably lying to you. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, the hot tub jets will always be broken. Just accept it. It’s gonna be all warm bathwater from here on out.
Next time you’re feeling out of sorts, go to the restroom and find a stall and sit down on the toilet as if you were going to the bathroom, then find something sanitary and carefully get whatever is in your asshole out. Guarantee it will change your perspective and mood. It’s called self care people
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Next time you’re feeling out of sorts, go to the restroom and find a stall and sit down on the toilet as if you were going to the bathroom, then find something sanitary and carefully get whatever is in your asshole out. Guarantee it will change your perspective and mood. It’s called self care people
What if 3IATLAS is just a big shiny interstellar metallic rock that doesn't act like usual comets because it's mostly metallic and is going too fast and has had nothing to affect it's path so when it came into a solar system with a sun nothing that we're used to happened?
Release the Epstein files
Release the Epstein files
October 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What if 3IATLAS is just a big shiny interstellar metallic rock that doesn't act like usual comets because it's mostly metallic and is going too fast and has had nothing to affect it's path so when it came into a solar system with a sun nothing that we're used to happened?
Release the Epstein files
Release the Epstein files
Yeah, ok, call me back when Siri can list off AND spell every single Pokémon ever made. Ok? BYE! *click*
October 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yeah, ok, call me back when Siri can list off AND spell every single Pokémon ever made. Ok? BYE! *click*
If you bring up the White House press secretary whose name doesn’t deserve to be said out loud, I’m just gonna let you know now, I call her Fascist Barbie. Cause it’s what she deserves. Next!
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you bring up the White House press secretary whose name doesn’t deserve to be said out loud, I’m just gonna let you know now, I call her Fascist Barbie. Cause it’s what she deserves. Next!
When bidding someone farewell, is responding with “have a good night” every time unhinged energy or just dyslexia?
October 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When bidding someone farewell, is responding with “have a good night” every time unhinged energy or just dyslexia?
I had a crazy idea; What if we all got free food? What if everything we needed to eat from groceries to fast food to the industry as a whole was paid for and provided by the government, including wages of employees of service establishments, and benefits.. How much could we put back into the system?
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I had a crazy idea; What if we all got free food? What if everything we needed to eat from groceries to fast food to the industry as a whole was paid for and provided by the government, including wages of employees of service establishments, and benefits.. How much could we put back into the system?
Everyone knows that if we could all take our clothes off like in Bruce Almighty then we would, but otherwise it’s simple; pants, shirt, whatever else, and socks last. Nobody wants to deal with sticky ass feet.
October 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone knows that if we could all take our clothes off like in Bruce Almighty then we would, but otherwise it’s simple; pants, shirt, whatever else, and socks last. Nobody wants to deal with sticky ass feet.
Anybody ever feel like they’d pay as much as humanly possible to not exist and have everyone who you ever cared about not remember you and also have enough resources to set them up for the rest of their lives so they’ll always be happy and not have to worry about anything ever again? Yeah me neither
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Anybody ever feel like they’d pay as much as humanly possible to not exist and have everyone who you ever cared about not remember you and also have enough resources to set them up for the rest of their lives so they’ll always be happy and not have to worry about anything ever again? Yeah me neither
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theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
*Spoilers*
The scene in Return of the King when Sauron’s tower finally falls is just a satisfying as any time they use a seismic charge in Star Wars.
HAWT TAKE COMIN THROUGH
The scene in Return of the King when Sauron’s tower finally falls is just a satisfying as any time they use a seismic charge in Star Wars.
HAWT TAKE COMIN THROUGH
September 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*Spoilers*
The scene in Return of the King when Sauron’s tower finally falls is just a satisfying as any time they use a seismic charge in Star Wars.
HAWT TAKE COMIN THROUGH
The scene in Return of the King when Sauron’s tower finally falls is just a satisfying as any time they use a seismic charge in Star Wars.
HAWT TAKE COMIN THROUGH
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dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors
September 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors
Time management skills feel like:
Ahh, now I know exactly how and how long it’s going to take for me to get from here to there and be back with this much time to spare and then I have this much time to be ready to go by this time and aaaaAAAAGGGHHHH I JUST WANNA PISS ON TREE’S AND SCREAM AT ROCKS!!!
Ahh, now I know exactly how and how long it’s going to take for me to get from here to there and be back with this much time to spare and then I have this much time to be ready to go by this time and aaaaAAAAGGGHHHH I JUST WANNA PISS ON TREE’S AND SCREAM AT ROCKS!!!
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Time management skills feel like:
Ahh, now I know exactly how and how long it’s going to take for me to get from here to there and be back with this much time to spare and then I have this much time to be ready to go by this time and aaaaAAAAGGGHHHH I JUST WANNA PISS ON TREE’S AND SCREAM AT ROCKS!!!
Ahh, now I know exactly how and how long it’s going to take for me to get from here to there and be back with this much time to spare and then I have this much time to be ready to go by this time and aaaaAAAAGGGHHHH I JUST WANNA PISS ON TREE’S AND SCREAM AT ROCKS!!!