Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
@gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org
https://linktr.ee/gaberex
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
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Head Judged my first event today! 52 players for Legacy. What a phenomenal event! Super fun, great games to watch and a second to none community.
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Head Judged my first event today! 52 players for Legacy. What a phenomenal event! Super fun, great games to watch and a second to none community.
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
Not me going to be working for 13 consecutive days as of Saturday😴...
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not me going to be working for 13 consecutive days as of Saturday😴...
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
Me when I see a game being ported to mobile by Netflix instead of a genuine modern console/PC port.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me when I see a game being ported to mobile by Netflix instead of a genuine modern console/PC port.
I love getting people to answer this question.
Just yesterday I hear the DING.
God sent it straight into his maw before it cooled.
"Goddamn, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph fuck me!!!!"
I had to get him a popsicle.
God sent it straight into his maw before it cooled.
"Goddamn, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph fuck me!!!!"
I had to get him a popsicle.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I love getting people to answer this question.
Reposted by Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
🚨 ATTENTION 🚨
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🚨 ATTENTION 🚨
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
It's always a good day when @levdev.bsky.social retweets one of my Magic takes. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's always a good day when @levdev.bsky.social retweets one of my Magic takes. 🥰
Reposted by Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
I'm building a fantastic team of MTG content creators to help me make Spotlight Series Lorwyn Eclipsed a huge success, and I need your help!
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm building a fantastic team of MTG content creators to help me make Spotlight Series Lorwyn Eclipsed a huge success, and I need your help!
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
Transitioned the basement office out of Halloween and into Christmas yesterday. Since I am not feeling sleigh bells yet, the last two days soundtrack has embraced the dark, drearyness that is a Southern Ontario November.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
Dark and Calming Winter Video Game Music
YouTube video by Vapid
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Transitioned the basement office out of Halloween and into Christmas yesterday. Since I am not feeling sleigh bells yet, the last two days soundtrack has embraced the dark, drearyness that is a Southern Ontario November.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
Taking a few minutes to read today when I'm overwhelmed and anxious... Maybe I should have picked something less poignant...
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Taking a few minutes to read today when I'm overwhelmed and anxious... Maybe I should have picked something less poignant...
The unimaginable terror of fucking up at your new job in the first month...
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The unimaginable terror of fucking up at your new job in the first month...
I think I'm gonna pull out the iPad one night and edit my battlefield clips into a montage. There's so many already.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I think I'm gonna pull out the iPad one night and edit my battlefield clips into a montage. There's so many already.
Hardcore Battlefield 6 continues to be "What if we plugged a controller into an action movie lmao."
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hardcore Battlefield 6 continues to be "What if we plugged a controller into an action movie lmao."
Battlefield: RedSec is actually a fucking amazing F2P game. Gauntlet is legit Fall Guys in BF6. It's amazing fun.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Battlefield: RedSec is actually a fucking amazing F2P game. Gauntlet is legit Fall Guys in BF6. It's amazing fun.
Discussing classical music with the group chat:
"Are you talking classic like RUSH, or do you mean the guys that RUSH was talking about in their music?"
"Are you talking classic like RUSH, or do you mean the guys that RUSH was talking about in their music?"
October 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Discussing classical music with the group chat:
"Are you talking classic like RUSH, or do you mean the guys that RUSH was talking about in their music?"
"Are you talking classic like RUSH, or do you mean the guys that RUSH was talking about in their music?"
U saving money on quality sealed products while supporting cool ass Content Creators who call me "pal"
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
U saving money on quality sealed products while supporting cool ass Content Creators who call me "pal"
The Priests in AOE2 are my favorite NPCs in any video game ever and you cannot convince me anything else is better.
a screenshot of a video game with the words #converted above it
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the words #converted above it
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October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Priests in AOE2 are my favorite NPCs in any video game ever and you cannot convince me anything else is better.
Bonetap, bonekeep, boneraw. Move to Osteo step?
October 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bonetap, bonekeep, boneraw. Move to Osteo step?
So much of this is wrong. The constant shifting in Perspective from 1st to 3rd, the guns changing, the rubber models doing Mr Fantastic impressions, the weird shooting, the text, the player making a choice and the "game" doing something else.
Why play something that cannot teach you how to play it?
Why play something that cannot teach you how to play it?
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So much of this is wrong. The constant shifting in Perspective from 1st to 3rd, the guns changing, the rubber models doing Mr Fantastic impressions, the weird shooting, the text, the player making a choice and the "game" doing something else.
Why play something that cannot teach you how to play it?
Why play something that cannot teach you how to play it?
You should all be subscribed to Hungry On Plane. If you're not, you're missing out on one of the best channels in the MTG space.
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You should all be subscribed to Hungry On Plane. If you're not, you're missing out on one of the best channels in the MTG space.
He's waiting for his ride to commander night...
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
He's waiting for his ride to commander night...
WotC is 10000000% gonna get in on this and make an SLD.
Not a fan of the property but it does make sense with that recent comments about expansion into this very sub-genre from Chris Cocks.
I'm fine with it. Just don't make them mechanically unique and we won't have problems.
Not a fan of the property but it does make sense with that recent comments about expansion into this very sub-genre from Chris Cocks.
I'm fine with it. Just don't make them mechanically unique and we won't have problems.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
WotC is 10000000% gonna get in on this and make an SLD.
Not a fan of the property but it does make sense with that recent comments about expansion into this very sub-genre from Chris Cocks.
I'm fine with it. Just don't make them mechanically unique and we won't have problems.
Not a fan of the property but it does make sense with that recent comments about expansion into this very sub-genre from Chris Cocks.
I'm fine with it. Just don't make them mechanically unique and we won't have problems.
What does @tolariancommunitycollege.com always say?
All the singles I wanted from SPM.... Less than a Play Booster box. Buy more singles, spend less money.
All the singles I wanted from SPM.... Less than a Play Booster box. Buy more singles, spend less money.
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What does @tolariancommunitycollege.com always say?
All the singles I wanted from SPM.... Less than a Play Booster box. Buy more singles, spend less money.
All the singles I wanted from SPM.... Less than a Play Booster box. Buy more singles, spend less money.
WotC dropping Powered Cube in the midst of one of the most MID draft seasons ever either has to be 7D chess or a mad scramble to correct. There is no in between. I'm assuming the Omenpath Queues are dead or just Selsenya swingers everywhere. It's still funny that Spider-Man was a Swing & miss to me.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
WotC dropping Powered Cube in the midst of one of the most MID draft seasons ever either has to be 7D chess or a mad scramble to correct. There is no in between. I'm assuming the Omenpath Queues are dead or just Selsenya swingers everywhere. It's still funny that Spider-Man was a Swing & miss to me.
Did y'all know 60 card formats exist and are fun?
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did y'all know 60 card formats exist and are fun?
I'M FINALLY ABLE TO TALK ABOUT MY NEWEST PROJECT!!!!
I'll be co-writing the @etbcanada.bsky.social Newsletter from the MTG perspective going forward! This month is written by myself and Alex about the differences between playing and judging in both MTG and Lorcana! Please check it out!
I'll be co-writing the @etbcanada.bsky.social Newsletter from the MTG perspective going forward! This month is written by myself and Alex about the differences between playing and judging in both MTG and Lorcana! Please check it out!
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'M FINALLY ABLE TO TALK ABOUT MY NEWEST PROJECT!!!!
I'll be co-writing the @etbcanada.bsky.social Newsletter from the MTG perspective going forward! This month is written by myself and Alex about the differences between playing and judging in both MTG and Lorcana! Please check it out!
I'll be co-writing the @etbcanada.bsky.social Newsletter from the MTG perspective going forward! This month is written by myself and Alex about the differences between playing and judging in both MTG and Lorcana! Please check it out!