Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
@gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org
https://linktr.ee/gaberex
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
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I'm thrilled to be attending #SpotlightEclipsed next year!
Part of me feels like I manifested this when I screamed into the void last year that Toronto should get one... And heck ya, we did!
Part of me feels like I manifested this when I screamed into the void last year that Toronto should get one... And heck ya, we did!
Can't wait for them to go bankrupt. The mass over production, over marketing, and general nostalgia bait got old years ago. These things and Labubus are the current Beanie Babies and are going to rot in landfills for generations.
Oops! Funko Pop might have just spoiled a Fallout Season 2 plot point www.eurogamer.net/oops-funko-p...
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Can't wait for them to go bankrupt. The mass over production, over marketing, and general nostalgia bait got old years ago. These things and Labubus are the current Beanie Babies and are going to rot in landfills for generations.
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-is-begging-you-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-ai-2000709335
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI
" extremely hurtful, frankly, and I think we've done a lot of damage," he said.
gizmodo.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Hazbin Hotel is just 2026 My Little Pony, send tweet.
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Hazbin Hotel is just 2026 My Little Pony, send tweet.
"The Bob Dylan of Video Games"
Y'all remember that one Bob Dylan album that sold so badly that they put it in the dumpster and tried to forget it existed?
No? Neither do I.
Y'all remember that one Bob Dylan album that sold so badly that they put it in the dumpster and tried to forget it existed?
No? Neither do I.
And it's gone. Anthem servers are now unavailable. The end has come www.eurogamer.net/fond-anthem-...
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"The Bob Dylan of Video Games"
Y'all remember that one Bob Dylan album that sold so badly that they put it in the dumpster and tried to forget it existed?
No? Neither do I.
Y'all remember that one Bob Dylan album that sold so badly that they put it in the dumpster and tried to forget it existed?
No? Neither do I.
I really hope the show runners for the MTG take notes from one of the games best designers.
Please don't Silver Timeline the MTG story. The MTG show could be legit Dack Faden plane hopping doing heists and it would be dope af.
Please don't Silver Timeline the MTG story. The MTG show could be legit Dack Faden plane hopping doing heists and it would be dope af.
The Fallout show feels like if someone played the Fallout games and then said “let’s make a show based on this.”
Which sounds obvious but historically has been rare for video game adaptations.
Which sounds obvious but historically has been rare for video game adaptations.
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I really hope the show runners for the MTG take notes from one of the games best designers.
Please don't Silver Timeline the MTG story. The MTG show could be legit Dack Faden plane hopping doing heists and it would be dope af.
Please don't Silver Timeline the MTG story. The MTG show could be legit Dack Faden plane hopping doing heists and it would be dope af.
Bit of a harrowing moment on the ride back. I'm fine, we're fine, cars fine. Snow's starting to get bad so we're cutting today's travel short.
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Bit of a harrowing moment on the ride back. I'm fine, we're fine, cars fine. Snow's starting to get bad so we're cutting today's travel short.
After the Iron Maiden Secret Lair happened, I really really want this to happen.
Doran the Siege Tower and treefolk for The Trees? The cover of Hemispheres as Omniscience? Moving Pictures as Faithless Looting?
Cmaaaaan.
Doran the Siege Tower and treefolk for The Trees? The cover of Hemispheres as Omniscience? Moving Pictures as Faithless Looting?
Cmaaaaan.
Secret Lair: RUSH
Reprint of Carpet of Flowers but it's "Limelight" FT: "I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend"
Reprint of Vega as the Fly By Night album cover.
A portion of the proceeds go to Canadian First Nations.
Reprint of Carpet of Flowers but it's "Limelight" FT: "I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend"
Reprint of Vega as the Fly By Night album cover.
A portion of the proceeds go to Canadian First Nations.
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
After the Iron Maiden Secret Lair happened, I really really want this to happen.
Doran the Siege Tower and treefolk for The Trees? The cover of Hemispheres as Omniscience? Moving Pictures as Faithless Looting?
Cmaaaaan.
Doran the Siege Tower and treefolk for The Trees? The cover of Hemispheres as Omniscience? Moving Pictures as Faithless Looting?
Cmaaaaan.
Lmao "Forbidden fruit"
Mother fuckin' testicle tree.
Mother fuckin' testicle tree.
See play: Limited, Other formats?
This is a pretty cool treefolk. A semi-consistant card draw and blight engine which is pretty sweet. Might be too costly for standard, but, were see.
This is a pretty cool treefolk. A semi-consistant card draw and blight engine which is pretty sweet. Might be too costly for standard, but, were see.
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Lmao "Forbidden fruit"
Mother fuckin' testicle tree.
Mother fuckin' testicle tree.
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Check out some of the Special Guests roster for @facetofacegames.bsky.social #SpotlightEclipsed! 🤯
Talk about #SquadGoals 🤩
Talk about #SquadGoals 🤩
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Check out some of the Special Guests roster for @facetofacegames.bsky.social #SpotlightEclipsed! 🤯
Talk about #SquadGoals 🤩
Talk about #SquadGoals 🤩
Wouldn't it be a gas if we make them expand to 2k seats?
Wouldn't it be a riot if we make them expand to 3k players?
Wouldn't it just be a peach to make them expand to 5k limited grinders?
Wouldn't it just be the bees knees if they need to expand to 10k nerds?
Wouldn't it just be the best...
Wouldn't it be a riot if we make them expand to 3k players?
Wouldn't it just be a peach to make them expand to 5k limited grinders?
Wouldn't it just be the bees knees if they need to expand to 10k nerds?
Wouldn't it just be the best...
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#mtg #magicthegathering
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#mtg #magicthegathering
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Wouldn't it be a gas if we make them expand to 2k seats?
Wouldn't it be a riot if we make them expand to 3k players?
Wouldn't it just be a peach to make them expand to 5k limited grinders?
Wouldn't it just be the bees knees if they need to expand to 10k nerds?
Wouldn't it just be the best...
Wouldn't it be a riot if we make them expand to 3k players?
Wouldn't it just be a peach to make them expand to 5k limited grinders?
Wouldn't it just be the bees knees if they need to expand to 10k nerds?
Wouldn't it just be the best...
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Been driving since 4am to New Brunswick... Current stop: Kingston.
It's been pretty as far as drives go tbh. I'm not hating it. Lots of straight but I may never get to do this again in the winter.
It's been pretty as far as drives go tbh. I'm not hating it. Lots of straight but I may never get to do this again in the winter.
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Been driving since 4am to New Brunswick... Current stop: Kingston.
It's been pretty as far as drives go tbh. I'm not hating it. Lots of straight but I may never get to do this again in the winter.
It's been pretty as far as drives go tbh. I'm not hating it. Lots of straight but I may never get to do this again in the winter.
Fallout Narrator Ron Perlman!
YouTube video by The Joe Vulpis Podcast
youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The Reaper has an HRTree prescription.
I just wanna congratulate Reaper King on realizing their true gender and coming out. Lorwynn's all about change right!
Now when is the Reaper Queen card coming?
Now when is the Reaper Queen card coming?
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The Reaper has an HRTree prescription.
Her: You better not be a Great Deku Tree with your nuts out when I come in there.
Me:
Me:
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Her: You better not be a Great Deku Tree with your nuts out when I come in there.
Me:
Me:
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
The same world where kneeling on a man's neck for 9 minutes was considered acceptable.
Justice is a made up word in 2026.
Justice is a made up word in 2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The same world where kneeling on a man's neck for 9 minutes was considered acceptable.
Justice is a made up word in 2026.
Justice is a made up word in 2026.
I just wanna congratulate Reaper King on realizing their true gender and coming out. Lorwynn's all about change right!
Now when is the Reaper Queen card coming?
Now when is the Reaper Queen card coming?
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I just wanna congratulate Reaper King on realizing their true gender and coming out. Lorwynn's all about change right!
Now when is the Reaper Queen card coming?
Now when is the Reaper Queen card coming?
I bet @steelcitysteph.bsky.social is being totally normal rn.
Got revealed by the Arena client....considering Ajani's goal was to save the Strixhaven students....this name is pretty funny.
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I bet @steelcitysteph.bsky.social is being totally normal rn.
What a weird looking Necron....
Honorable ‘technically a giant’ mention
Giants do struggle to deal with artifacts and enchantments, so any help in that department is appreciated
Giants do struggle to deal with artifacts and enchantments, so any help in that department is appreciated
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What a weird looking Necron....
MFW the couple at the table next to us is arguing through a messy divorce and I just want my wife's chicken nuggies.
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
MFW the couple at the table next to us is arguing through a messy divorce and I just want my wife's chicken nuggies.
I'm gonna get yelled at for this but: ECL will not be an all timer for mechanics.
It WILL be an all timer for V I B E S.
It WILL be an all timer for V I B E S.
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I'm gonna get yelled at for this but: ECL will not be an all timer for mechanics.
It WILL be an all timer for V I B E S.
It WILL be an all timer for V I B E S.
Aaaand Warp is now going to be a deck in standard.
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Aaaand Warp is now going to be a deck in standard.
"And the award for 'isn't this mechanic just Chroma again?' goes to..."
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"And the award for 'isn't this mechanic just Chroma again?' goes to..."