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Jo
@g-i-jo.bsky.social
Just a girl with some whack ass thumbs that likes weird facts

Fellow Squidling ✨
How do you make an octopus laugh?

Answer: With ten tickles!
May 24, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Spent some time at the zoo today and was fascinated by the nose and breathing of the Harbor Seal - definitely need to learn more about this amazing animal
May 23, 2023 at 5:00 PM
1st day of studying for the bar exam, I really hope I pass
May 17, 2023 at 5:28 AM
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When the squid scientists start postin crazy ass cephalopods
May 15, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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Me: *blinks*

Me: *forgot I blinked*

Me: did the lights just dim in here?

@g-i-jo.bsky.social: no, you just shut your eyes

😭😭😭😭
May 14, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Having a bad brain day when everyone else is doing ok is just ostracizing in the weirdest way
May 13, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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Who wants to share their favorite bit of scientific trivia from their field of research (or anyone)? For me, I love to point out that 2 square meters of sunlight, properly focused, is intense enough to melt rock.
May 13, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Good afternoon squidlings!

Fun fact for the day: Giant Pacific Octopus excrement looks like ribbons and depending on the diet can be different colors
May 13, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Morning y’all!

If you were a Hawaiian bobtail squid, the morning is when you get rid of 95% of the bacterial colonies inside of you that creates light.

Not all squid produce light from their own bodies, some regulate bacterial colonies throughout the day where the population builds until night
May 12, 2023 at 1:27 PM
If you eat uncrustables other than completely frozen, you are a heathen
May 11, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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you ever think about how everyone is trapped in the prison of their own minds
May 11, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Heads up to anyone in the continental 48: you may be able to see the northern lights tonight!!
May 11, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Anyone up for some popping late night clown fish facts?

They communicate through pops and clicks
May 11, 2023 at 2:31 AM
It’s so nice in New York today,I really hope it lasts - I say sitting inside having gone out for a mere 5 minutes so far
May 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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I put the cute into acute gastrointestinal distress from overeating.
May 10, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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May 10, 2023 at 2:53 PM
I hear we are posting animal sex facts today so here we go:

Some sexy squid facts lol
May 10, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Hydrophobic sand is the coolest thing to me, I can watch videos of it for hours
May 10, 2023 at 7:11 AM
I’m fully going to talk in my sleep tonight about sea creatures because today has just been so fulfilling and I’m way too excited for 2:40am

Be still my Squidding heart
May 10, 2023 at 6:40 AM
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can I interest you in a car the size of a dog
May 10, 2023 at 5:26 AM
This app is way too amusing, thanks @chammond.me for being the reason I kept us both up wayyyy too late tonight
May 10, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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We're onto our third round of sea cucumber butt discourse.

I love it here
May 10, 2023 at 5:15 AM
If you’re ever feeling alone and stressed or anxious, just think about how somewhere in the vast deep waters, a cephalopod is probably feeling the same exact way

We can’t be totally sure but science can’t rule it out so at least you have a buddy for now!
May 10, 2023 at 5:15 AM