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8.7 miles from Selhurst Park. Played for Real Social Dads. Drummer for The Epsom Downs Syndrome. Fat Guardiola. Married to Carla Ancelotti/Russell Grant. Dad to Jane Rambo. Part-time Yehudi. G(r)eek. South London’s Red Blue Army. “Is this comedian joking?”
Watch him turn into Prime George Weah in April and May before coming back to the EPL the following January in a cut price deal to Coventry
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Watch him turn into Prime George Weah in April and May before coming back to the EPL the following January in a cut price deal to Coventry
Has a football owner ever been more blatant about wanting to get dumped out of a very winnable European competition, and still had so many queuing up to buy tank loads of his milk?
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Has a football owner ever been more blatant about wanting to get dumped out of a very winnable European competition, and still had so many queuing up to buy tank loads of his milk?
Every window it’s the same. Pump some bollocks rumour about via your lackeys to get through the next 24 news cycle. Rinse and repeat until the window shuts.
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Every window it’s the same. Pump some bollocks rumour about via your lackeys to get through the next 24 news cycle. Rinse and repeat until the window shuts.
Don’t mention how the club is run lest you’re prepared for the pile on
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Don’t mention how the club is run lest you’re prepared for the pile on
“Increased ticket ASP YOY 2026”
-PM, LinkedIn
-PM, LinkedIn
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 AM
“Increased ticket ASP YOY 2026”
-PM, LinkedIn
-PM, LinkedIn
This fella bought the BS, though 😂
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This fella bought the BS, though 😂
But not before he let it get out there that we were going to spend £50m, with the inevitable influx of bum licking that went his way.
Meanwhile, the grizzly guys among us have seen that movie with that actor many times previously.
Meanwhile, the grizzly guys among us have seen that movie with that actor many times previously.
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
But not before he let it get out there that we were going to spend £50m, with the inevitable influx of bum licking that went his way.
Meanwhile, the grizzly guys among us have seen that movie with that actor many times previously.
Meanwhile, the grizzly guys among us have seen that movie with that actor many times previously.
Odd. We had that deal done so we’re either saving the cash or going short…
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Odd. We had that deal done so we’re either saving the cash or going short…
Seems to be a recurring theme that the leadership group gets hollowed out en masse after it’s developed.
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Seems to be a recurring theme that the leadership group gets hollowed out en masse after it’s developed.
I hope you’re right.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I hope you’re right.
Shares in “coffee”
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January 29, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Shares in “coffee”
Ideally we’d have been succession planning before that, especially seeing how Nketiah wasn’t working out on top of that.
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Ideally we’d have been succession planning before that, especially seeing how Nketiah wasn’t working out on top of that.
15 days too late to invoke the free return window for Johnson.
January 29, 2026 at 1:11 PM
15 days too late to invoke the free return window for Johnson.
They’re not averse to spunking money up the wall on dross, either. 😂
There’s a fella on the scout lists called Dzenan Pejcinovic of Wolfsburg but everyone seems to be baulking at doing the deal.
There’s a fella on the scout lists called Dzenan Pejcinovic of Wolfsburg but everyone seems to be baulking at doing the deal.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
They’re not averse to spunking money up the wall on dross, either. 😂
There’s a fella on the scout lists called Dzenan Pejcinovic of Wolfsburg but everyone seems to be baulking at doing the deal.
There’s a fella on the scout lists called Dzenan Pejcinovic of Wolfsburg but everyone seems to be baulking at doing the deal.
IMO £50m on JSL is not evidence of a stable and sustainable plan and that worries me because it endorses the idea our entire football club hinges on what side of the bed Parish gets out of, and I don’t think he’s incapable of having a Simon Jordan moment that results in it all going pop again.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
IMO £50m on JSL is not evidence of a stable and sustainable plan and that worries me because it endorses the idea our entire football club hinges on what side of the bed Parish gets out of, and I don’t think he’s incapable of having a Simon Jordan moment that results in it all going pop again.
tbf in the 40 years I’ve been watching them, big money signings don’t just tend to not work out for Palace, but outright bomb.
We’ve been panicked into paying way over the odds here for someone I doubt is in our top five choices because of shambolic recruitment processes over a number of years.
We’ve been panicked into paying way over the odds here for someone I doubt is in our top five choices because of shambolic recruitment processes over a number of years.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
tbf in the 40 years I’ve been watching them, big money signings don’t just tend to not work out for Palace, but outright bomb.
We’ve been panicked into paying way over the odds here for someone I doubt is in our top five choices because of shambolic recruitment processes over a number of years.
We’ve been panicked into paying way over the odds here for someone I doubt is in our top five choices because of shambolic recruitment processes over a number of years.
lol - did mine earlier and Stage II Hypertension.
Are you sure you’re a Palace fan?
Are you sure you’re a Palace fan?
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
lol - did mine earlier and Stage II Hypertension.
Are you sure you’re a Palace fan?
Are you sure you’re a Palace fan?