Red Toads 🏆🛡️💩
@fwtoads.bsky.social
8.7 miles from Selhurst Park. Played for Real Social Dads. Drummer for The Epsom Downs Syndrome. Fat Guardiola. Married to Carla Ancelotti/Russell Grant. Dad to Jane Rambo. Part-time Yehudi. G(r)eek. South London’s Red Blue Army. “Is this comedian joking?”
This fella bought the BS, though 😂
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This fella bought the BS, though 😂
Day 29: “careful planning”
January 29, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Day 29: “careful planning”
Play Talking Heads
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Play Talking Heads
something something nashnul renool
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
something something nashnul renool
Kill it with fire.
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Kill it with fire.
UPDATE: the CPFC badge is a mess but the sponsor is 👌 compared to the chicken wrestler’s branding.
January 27, 2026 at 12:23 AM
UPDATE: the CPFC badge is a mess but the sponsor is 👌 compared to the chicken wrestler’s branding.
To this day I remain jealous AF that Aston Villa had this beauty
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
To this day I remain jealous AF that Aston Villa had this beauty
Rough approximation of what would be our greatest ever football shirt. #CPFC
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Rough approximation of what would be our greatest ever football shirt. #CPFC
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
Anyone with any snide Viet Cong or Chinese manufacturing contacts able to get a run off of these for a decent price?
“Out of interest, Mr Snake, what did you see in him that was worth 35 bags?”
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Out of interest, Mr Snake, what did you see in him that was worth 35 bags?”
Palace transfer window, day 24
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Palace transfer window, day 24
Palace fans, pick your warrior.
Mousey Tongue or Buffalo Blow
Mousey Tongue or Buffalo Blow
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Palace fans, pick your warrior.
Mousey Tongue or Buffalo Blow
Mousey Tongue or Buffalo Blow
tbf if anyone votes for the bottom one they should be given a one-way trip on General Galtieri Airways
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 PM
tbf if anyone votes for the bottom one they should be given a one-way trip on General Galtieri Airways
What is it with Palace owners and cults of personality?
Remember Mousey Tongue’s five year plan and this Dear Leader jacket and tie combo?
I’d put a Fu Manchu tache on but I’ve promised Carla I won’t get cancelled again this year.
Remember Mousey Tongue’s five year plan and this Dear Leader jacket and tie combo?
I’d put a Fu Manchu tache on but I’ve promised Carla I won’t get cancelled again this year.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
What is it with Palace owners and cults of personality?
Remember Mousey Tongue’s five year plan and this Dear Leader jacket and tie combo?
I’d put a Fu Manchu tache on but I’ve promised Carla I won’t get cancelled again this year.
Remember Mousey Tongue’s five year plan and this Dear Leader jacket and tie combo?
I’d put a Fu Manchu tache on but I’ve promised Carla I won’t get cancelled again this year.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
That’s the name for my new all-male vocal harmony group sorted
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
That’s the name for my new all-male vocal harmony group sorted
Scenes when Oli Glasner leads Palace out for the opening game of the 26/27 season. 👀
January 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Scenes when Oli Glasner leads Palace out for the opening game of the 26/27 season. 👀