FWADP1
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Migrating from X, P2/DF. Gonna be a lot of DFW Sports + Longhorns, occasionally some Trump/Cruz/Abbott/Paxton hatred thrown in for good measure. #8647
I wonder if the president would like my 3rd place 12U baseball trophy from ‘88, it’s probably in my dad’s storage somewhere
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I wonder if the president would like my 3rd place 12U baseball trophy from ‘88, it’s probably in my dad’s storage somewhere
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social what is this shit?
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social what is this shit?
And apparently I have to learn the difference in conscious and conscience. Sorry, my coffee hadn’t kicked in yet.
So my wife is trying to talk me into running for school board and I’m seriously considering it but my stomach is already in knots. I know my honest answers to any questions about CRT, trans rights, Trump, religion, Charlie Kirk, etc. will not get me elected so I have to battle my conscious
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
And apparently I have to learn the difference in conscious and conscience. Sorry, my coffee hadn’t kicked in yet.
So my wife is trying to talk me into running for school board and I’m seriously considering it but my stomach is already in knots. I know my honest answers to any questions about CRT, trans rights, Trump, religion, Charlie Kirk, etc. will not get me elected so I have to battle my conscious
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
So my wife is trying to talk me into running for school board and I’m seriously considering it but my stomach is already in knots. I know my honest answers to any questions about CRT, trans rights, Trump, religion, Charlie Kirk, etc. will not get me elected so I have to battle my conscious
Finally remember to get a picture. I was hoping I was just imagining it
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Finally remember to get a picture. I was hoping I was just imagining it
This song somehow completely slipped my mind but played on shuffle last night and I forgot just how good it is. It’s fun to laugh.
She Left Me For Jesus
YouTube video by Hayes Carll - Topic
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January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
This song somehow completely slipped my mind but played on shuffle last night and I forgot just how good it is. It’s fun to laugh.
Fix this shit, Rich. My personal phone and work phone, both @verizon-wireless.bsky.social, sitting right next to each other. Someone make it make sense. An outage is one thing, but why only selected phones?
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Fix this shit, Rich. My personal phone and work phone, both @verizon-wireless.bsky.social, sitting right next to each other. Someone make it make sense. An outage is one thing, but why only selected phones?
Sir, how are you still driving?!?!
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Sir, how are you still driving?!?!
Also, after 19 years of iOS, why can Apple still not figure out that if I accidentally type “arangers” the most likely way to autocorrect it would be “Rangers” and not “a rangers”
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Also, after 19 years of iOS, why can Apple still not figure out that if I accidentally type “arangers” the most likely way to autocorrect it would be “Rangers” and not “a rangers”
Was there someone just sitting by the computer at 11a this morning just itching for the Rangers single game ticket presale to go live?
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Was there someone just sitting by the computer at 11a this morning just itching for the Rangers single game ticket presale to go live?
This reminds me of some movie, maybe Airplane, where a reporter is interviewing someone and they just keep going faster and faster until they are just outright running. Charlie bless Rep. Omar and her patience.
So good, @ilhanmn.bsky.social 🏆
🤡 LINDELL TV: “Are you worried an investigation could lead to your deportation?”
OMAR (laughs): “Oh, you’re one of those people.”
🤡: “Are you at all concerned?”
OMAR: “Do I look concerned? Do you just ask stupid questions? Is this your thing?”
🤡 LINDELL TV: “Are you worried an investigation could lead to your deportation?”
OMAR (laughs): “Oh, you’re one of those people.”
🤡: “Are you at all concerned?”
OMAR: “Do I look concerned? Do you just ask stupid questions? Is this your thing?”
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This reminds me of some movie, maybe Airplane, where a reporter is interviewing someone and they just keep going faster and faster until they are just outright running. Charlie bless Rep. Omar and her patience.
“House building music” will never not make me laugh
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
“House building music” will never not make me laugh
Weird thing I noticed while doing my own research at a stop light:
According to Wikipedia, Archie Manning went to The University of Mississippi, but Eli Manning went to Ole Miss.
According to Wikipedia, Archie Manning went to The University of Mississippi, but Eli Manning went to Ole Miss.
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Weird thing I noticed while doing my own research at a stop light:
According to Wikipedia, Archie Manning went to The University of Mississippi, but Eli Manning went to Ole Miss.
According to Wikipedia, Archie Manning went to The University of Mississippi, but Eli Manning went to Ole Miss.
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What's the difference between most of us and Donald Trump?
When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
What's the difference between most of us and Donald Trump?
When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
HBO MAX foreshadowing?
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
HBO MAX foreshadowing?
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yeah, so they gave it to the extremely woke Ricky Gervais
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
yeah, so they gave it to the extremely woke Ricky Gervais
What are we gonna do with no more Dilbert?
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
What are we gonna do with no more Dilbert?
I don’t ever give Matt McClearin much credit but he had an underrated gem today. When talking about dangerous cities, he brought up San Antonio and how “they had that giant army came in there and took over that church.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I don’t ever give Matt McClearin much credit but he had an underrated gem today. When talking about dangerous cities, he brought up San Antonio and how “they had that giant army came in there and took over that church.”
As always, a great O-Deck for my 6 y/o to be in the truck for
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
As always, a great O-Deck for my 6 y/o to be in the truck for
I feel like, at this point, I could create a memecoin called “I am going to steal all of your money,” and get Kid Rock to endorse it and just retire off of it after I pay him off in Marlboro Reds and Bud Light.
Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I feel like, at this point, I could create a memecoin called “I am going to steal all of your money,” and get Kid Rock to endorse it and just retire off of it after I pay him off in Marlboro Reds and Bud Light.
All this money to stream ESPN and they don’t even let me rewind the game. Better yet, it’ll let me pause the game but when I hit play again, it tells me that “controls aren’t available for this broadcast.”
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
All this money to stream ESPN and they don’t even let me rewind the game. Better yet, it’ll let me pause the game but when I hit play again, it tells me that “controls aren’t available for this broadcast.”
Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt.
Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains pleas to buy NewJeans
Danielle Addresses Bunnies As MrBeast Entertains Pleas To Buy NewJeans
South Korean label ADOR and K-pop group NewJeans have been embroiled in a heated legal saga for over a year, and it took an unexpected turn last month when the label terminated and sued Danielle, one-...
stereogum.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt.
Gotta get one of these
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Gotta get one of these
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
Seems easy but can we define innocent?
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Seems easy but can we define innocent?